Sex advisor to the stars takes on new role as financial advisor to the startups. An eSarcasm exclusive.

But don't worry, they probably will. If it can fit into some kind of 'listicle', it will find its way to BuzzFeed. It's really just a matter of time.

It's true: Microsoft is building its own smartwatch -- and only eSarcasm has an early look at the device's groundbreaking UI.

Citing boredom and a desire to move on, Google says it plans to pull the plug on the Interent later before the end of summer. Exclusivo para eSarcasm.