The following is the transcript from the latest edition of The Superfans show live from Ditka's
Pat - Welcome everybody to the annual Bill Swerski's Superfans Prediction special, and as you can plainly see I am not Bill Swerski.Carl - N...
The following is the transcript from the latest edition of The Superfans show live from Ditka's
Pat - Welcome everybody to the annual Bill Swerski's Superfans Prediction special, and as you can plainly see I am not Bill Swerski.Carl - No you're not Pat, Bill is protesting the blatant trademark infringement that was predicated by the powers that be here at Windy City Gridiron.Pat - Making the Chicago Bears season prediction has been a Superfans staple here at WCG, long since before we were made official Writers on this fine site that is dedicated to the greatest team in the history of the NFL, Da Bears.All - Da Bears!
Pat - So with no Bill as of yet, please allow us to introduce us. I'm Pat Arnold.Carl - I'm Carl Wollarski, Pat - And the big guy double fisting the mugs of beer is Todd O'Connor.Todd - Da Beers.All - Da Beers!
Carl - This year the honor of running through our schedule was divvied out to four of our compatriots in Bears fandom, and broken out into 4 separate articles.Todd - Can I just say right off the bat that some on those predictions were way off base.Pat - Agreed. Todd - Can I just say that some of those predictions were outright wrong.Carl - Yes.Todd - Can I just say that I haven't had a Kielbasa is about 2 hours.Pat - That's a new record.Carl - Well done my friend, that new heart healthy diet is really working out.Pat - But back to the matter at hand, and our take on the aforementioned theft of our annual prognostication. Carl tell us how they usurped our annual event.Carl - Well Pat, in a nod to the 3rd greatest coach in the history of our storied franchise, Lovie Lee Smith, Windy City Gridiron broke their Chicago Bears' season predictions into 4 quarters.Pat - We never needed four separate segments.Carl - No we did not my friend.
Pat - Quarter numero uno was speculated upon by Kay Paradiso, and she almost got it right. She had our beloved boys losing...Todd - (interrupting) Blasphemy...Carl - For shame Kay, for shame...Pat - ... losing to the Minnesota Vikings to go 3-1 in the quarter.Todd - Kay used to be my favorite WCG columnist, but now I have to question if she really knows the game of football at all, I mean us losing to the Vikes?Carl - Her big (air quoting) "argument", is that Adrian Peterson will run all over the Monsters Of The Midway, and to that I say...Todd - (interrupting) Blasphemy...Carl - ...yeah, Blasphemy.Pat - I see a certain defense, now led by a certain double nickle on the weakside, chasing down Adrian Peterson when ever he attempts to gallop free, and if by some slim chance he's blocked out of the play, then our latest and newest Pro Bowl defender, Henry Melton, will penetrate the backfield and take him down with extreme prejudice. Bears win in a rout, 69-28. Da Bears.All - Da Bears!
Pat - The WCG staffer that wrote the second quarter prediction was even more out of his ever loving mind. Sam Householder, if that is even his real name, had our fellas in Navy and Orange losing to the Saints, Redskins, and Packers.Todd - When I finished reading his prediction, I sent him a scathing email questioning his Chicago ties and his football I.Q., and like the coward he is, I never heard a peep back from him, just some response from someone named Mailer Daemon. First off, what a stupid name, Daemon is even sillier than Householder. And second off, where does Sam get off having someone else answer his email? Where does he get off big timing me? Who does he think he is?Pat - Normally this is where I would correct my burly Bears brethren, but I kind of like the idea of Todd getting pissed off every time an email is returned to him by the Mailer Daemon.Carl - And knowing Todd, and his limited computer skill set, that's probably quite a bit.Todd - What if Mailer Daemon and Sam Householder are one in the same?!?!?Pat - Back to the outlandishly wrong predictions by Sam, there's no way we drop a game to the left tackle depleted Saints. We snagged Drew Brees' blindside protector, Jermon Bushrod, so