Comedy

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML

"It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously."

"We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact."

"Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other."

"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."

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