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Another day, another female teacher going to jail for sex with a male student.What, are there no men their own age left out there? Have you never heard of eHarmony or Match.com? Come on people!Today's accused teacher is Nikki Setzer Icard, an algebra teacher at Alexandra Central High School in North Carolina. In addition to her teaching duties, Icard also ran the Math Lab (not Meth Lab fools) and

When shopping for soft drinks, one would go to the brand you’re used to. But sometimes, one needs to take a closer look if what you’re buying is what you’re really buying. - Via haha. Share and Enjoy • Facebook • Twitter • Delicious • LinkedIn • StumbleUpon • Add to favorites • Email • RSS

Keep it classy with this slightly more expensive 18-karat gold version of Sylvester Stallone's Montegrappa Chaos pen.The body of the pen is made of black pearlized celluloid with overlays in solid 18K gold. The overlays are finished by hand by Montegrappa's skilled craftsmen and feature an antiqued finish with accents in red and yellow translucent enamel to represent the colors of fire. The pen design is characterized by the juxtaposition of life and death; with reptiles representing the early forms of life on Earth, and the skull signifying death. The ultimate defining detail, bearing both a fist and a skull, is the pen's clip in the form of a sword.The "Chaos" pen is the first from the "Cult" collection and is available as a limited edition of 100 roller balls in solid 18K gold . Only one left in stock so you better hurry!Montegrappa Chaos Limited Edition 18K Gold Rollerball PenAlso: Some screwsvia

Charles Ramsey, the man who gained viral notoriety with the interview he gave after saving the teenagers held captive for 10 years, takes a break from guarding the prison from the walkers, and eats his McDonald's, on this new design from T-ShirtLaundry.The Walking Dead Giveaway

Web designer Vincent Cracchiolo visited the Motor City Comic Con last weekend, where he brought his little daughter Isabella along, who dressed as legendary comic writer Stan Lee, who, as you can see below, she actually met there.Vincent James Cracchiolo's Facebookvia

Ron Poppo, the man who had half his face chewed off by a an attacker high on bath salts (who apparently turns out he wasn't actually on bath salts) last May in Miami, is still recuperating at a long-term care facility in Cutler Bay, Florida.According to his caretakers at Jackson Memorial Perdue Medical Center, even though he's blind, he's in good spirits, he gained 50 pounds since the attack and he's relearning to play the guitar.More, in this article on NY Daily News

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It appears that Samy Bouzaglo, the Israeli-born co-owner of the now infamous Amy's Baking Company, may be facing deportation from the United States in a two-year-long immigration case. According to local news reports, the restauranteur's legal woes may possibly be linked to his past criminal history involving drug distribution, threats and extortion and he even managed to get himself banned from entering both France and Germany, according to an anonymous source who spoke to NBC. His wife and business partner Amy has previously had legal troubles as well, having plead guilty to the misusing a Social Security number when she applied for a $15,000 bank loan back in 2003. Submitted by: Unknown (via Gawker) Share on Facebook

Beginning in June, fanfiction authors will be able to self-publish their works from selected partner franchises via Kindle Worlds. Gossip Girl, The Vampire Diaries and Pretty Little Liars are already on board with the project and more are expected to be announced the official launch. However, authors aren't exactly jumping at the chance to turn their works into cash: by using the platform, authors give all rights to the work to Amazon, who can then license your elements to other authors with no compensation to the original poster. The platform also will not publish stories containing pornography, excessive use of brand names or crossovers, so your "Superwholock" mpreg (male pregnancy) stories will just have to stay on Tumblr. Submitted by: Unknown (via Amazon) Tagged: in the news , amazon , kindle , fandom problems Share on Facebook