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It appears that Samy Bouzaglo, the Israeli-born co-owner of the now infamous Amy's Baking Company, may be facing deportation from the United States in a two-year-long immigration case. According to local news reports, the restauranteur's legal woes may possibly be linked to his past criminal history involving drug distribution, threats and extortion and he even managed to get himself banned from entering both France and Germany, according to an anonymous source who spoke to NBC. His wife and business partner Amy has previously had legal troubles as well, having plead guilty to the misusing a Social Security number when she applied for a $15,000 bank loan back in 2003. Submitted by: Unknown (via Gawker) Share on Facebook

Beginning in June, fanfiction authors will be able to self-publish their works from selected partner franchises via Kindle Worlds. Gossip Girl, The Vampire Diaries and Pretty Little Liars are already on board with the project and more are expected to be announced the official launch. However, authors aren't exactly jumping at the chance to turn their works into cash: by using the platform, authors give all rights to the work to Amazon, who can then license your elements to other authors with no compensation to the original poster. The platform also will not publish stories containing pornography, excessive use of brand names or crossovers, so your "Superwholock" mpreg (male pregnancy) stories will just have to stay on Tumblr. Submitted by: Unknown (via Amazon) Tagged: in the news , amazon , kindle , fandom problems Share on Facebook

This zoetrope on display at the Phillip Island Chocolate Factory in Melbourne, Australia features a round wheel of chocolate bird characters that appear to come to life as the device spins. Submitted by: Unknown (via YouTube) Share on Facebook

To quote Vince Vaughn's character from the movie Wedding Crashers, "I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger!" This voicemail from this young lady starts off innocent enough with "Hey Ryan, it's Dominic" and then quickly goes sideways from there. To paraphrase another movie, Forrest Gump, "Run Ryan, run!" What A Voicemail You Shouldn’t Reply To Sounds Like - Watch More

All 10 bowling pins in Lane 40 of the bowling alley in Moore, Oklahoma across the street from the damaged medical center and the damaged Warren movie theater.WGNO ABC

Japanese Osaka-based barista Kazuki Yamamoto has taken his latte art to the next level, with sculptures made of the foamy milk on top of the coffees he prepares.More latte art - on his Twitter media gallery.via

In case you want your ice cubes in the shape of the Tim Burton era Batman logo, there's the Batman Ice Cube TrayBatman plans for everything - including parties! For parties at Wayne Manor, the Justice League satellite, or at your place, the Batman Ice Cube Tray is perfect for making Bat-insignia ice cubes. The silicone tray makes it easy to remove the cubes when needed for a little Bat-fun at your Bat-party. Also: Superman ice cube trayPreviously: Han solo frozen in Carbonite ice cube tray, LEGO brick ice cube tray

He knows how to take care of kids. He’s been at it for three years. Guy knows what to do. He can multitask like the rest of them. - Via Fail Blog. Share and Enjoy • Facebook • Twitter • Delicious • LinkedIn • StumbleUpon • Add to favorites • Email • RSS

The iconic album cover of Joy Division's 1979 album Unknown Pleasures gets humorously placed on this t-shirt created as a joke for today's Internet generation, by artist Adam J. Kurtz.The shirt, titled What Is this Unknown Pleasure? is available for pre-order, only by May 30th.via

From the single-topic Tumblr Reasons My Son Is Crying: Laura R. submits a photo of her baby crying when "he met Bill Murray" (and not Tom Hanks, as you might have thought) in St. Andrew's, Scotland.RMSIC