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In eat all you can places, they only sell what they offer. Others slip in a message that’s more warning than a come on. - Via Bits and Pieces. Share and Enjoy • Facebook • Twitter • Delicious • LinkedIn • StumbleUpon • Add to favorites • Email • RSS

We're proud of you all. The world is your oyster, go get 'em! Submitted by: Unknown (via Quickmeme) Share on Facebook

This morning, Microsoft revealed the Xbox One, their latest entertainment system that incorporates access to movies, live TV and Internet Explorer, which is expected to launch by the end of this year. The company also revealed another equally exciting project that is in the works: a live-action television series based on the Halo franchise, which will be produced by (the one and only) Steven Spielberg and shown exclusively on Xbox Live. Submitted by: Unknown (via Twitter) Share on Facebook

The renowned practitioner Dr. Nigel Burke takes a day off from Surgeon Simulator 2013 and tries to brew some instant coffee. For more Surgeon Simulator-related jokes, head over to Memebase! Submitted by: Unknown (via YouTube) Share on Facebook

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Another Father of the Year contender.This time, the guy let his 9-year-old daughter drive his car in a state park where she promptly lost control and crashed it into a tree.But, you can probably excuse him: the guy is only 23, meaning he was only 14 when she was born, so in his mind they're pretty much the same age. At right, the mug shot of the proud papa, Jaron MaGee.Dumbass.Lake County sheriff

So, there's no double standard when it comes to female teachers vs male teachers and how they're treated when it comes to sex scandals with students?When was the last time you heard of a male teacher being sentenced to 10 years in prison being let out after only 6 months? We can tell you it NEVER happens, but it did for this lady teacher, Lucinda Rodriguez Caldwell, who is now under something

Vintage video that predated Youtube by a few years. Sour candy given to a kid never looked so funny (and cruel). - Via Oh have You Seen This. Share and Enjoy • Facebook • Twitter • Delicious • LinkedIn • StumbleUpon • Add to favorites • Email • RSS

In anticipation of the premiere of the long-awaited season of Arrested Development this weekend, the guys from Slacktory remind us why it's such an awesome show, with this 8-minute "übercut" of its 18 recurring in-jokes.Slacktory

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