Messy bum burgers. Sand witch platters. 6 incher Hawwt dawwgs. Chocorgasm. Stuffed mushroom dickheads. Titties Bitties.
Now that I have your attention, let me tell you about a small café hidden away in Pratap Vihar, Ghaziabad with the qu...
Messy bum burgers. Sand witch platters. 6 incher Hawwt dawwgs. Chocorgasm. Stuffed mushroom dickheads. Titties Bitties.
Now that I have your attention, let me tell you about a small café hidden away in Pratap Vihar, Ghaziabad with the quirkiest sounding dishes I’ve heard of in a while!
Started only a few months ago by a young bar consultant, Café Lolz is the kind of place where you can put your feet up. It’s the place you go to in between classes at college, for a plate of fries and some cold coffee. A place where you feel at home even in your pajamas and where you know all the servers by name. There are comics to read, free wi-fi, and relaxed music – it’s the kind of place where a few hours could go by and you wouldn’t realize it.
The menu is small, but diverse. After a hearty laugh at the names of the dishes, we started with a Tamarita Brain freezer (75) and BBW or Big brownie walnut shake (75). They were a study in contrasts. The brain freezer came in a pretty Margarita glass. A refreshing, icy tamarind mocktail, it was a pleasant mix of sour, sweet and spicy. The BBW shake arrived in an adorable pink sippy cup (with a straw of course). It was unabashedly sweet with delicious bits of brownie with every mouthful of thick chocolate shake.
Next up, we tried an assortment of Titties Bitties (145). The basket contained Cheese poppers (filled with melty cheese, corn, and jalapeno bits), French fries (made in-house), stuffed mushrooms (with spinach in the centre), and smiley fries. I enjoyed them all, but the French fries were particularly excellent – holding their shape and crunch all through the meal.
For our mains we tried the Chicken messy bum burger meal (165) and the Spenis Chica peeli peeli (195). The burger came with fries in a handy parchment cone and some creamy, orange-coloured spicy coleslaw. The burger itself was a double patty-double bun burger with lots of onion and a strong hit of pepper. I would have liked the meat to be a little juicier though. The other dish consisted of four large crispy-coated chicken pieces, stuffed with spinach, and smothered in a thick tomato, cream, and cheese sauce. It was served with corn on the cob, and garlic bread – perfect comfort-food.
For dessert it was Chocorgasm (95), a chocolate-filled calzone served with vanilla ice cream. Unfortunately the calzone was a bit dry, and there simply wasn’t enough chocolate in it. Did not live up to its name, that dessert.
One very interesting initiative in Loca La Zona is their “suspended coffee/tea/cooler”. You can buy a drink, but pay for an extra one which will be given to a person in need later. Isn’t that heartening? Loca La Zona is friendly, fun, and unpretentious. Their food is honest, portions generous, and prices seriously low. Stop by there and see for yourself!