Christen Clifford reports from the New Museum and her close encounter with Karen Finley.
Cover Image: Photo of Karen Finley by Timothy Greenfield-Sanders
She was in the NEA 4. She was “the chocolate smeared woman.” She was one of the re...
Christen Clifford reports from the New Museum and her close encounter with Karen Finley.
Cover Image: Photo of Karen Finley by Timothy Greenfield-Sanders
She was in the NEA 4. She was “the chocolate smeared woman.” She was one of the reasons I wanted to move to New York.
Conservatives called her work “filth,” but she was proof to me that there were sexy, uninhibited, wild, angry, beautiful women making performances, dances, plays and videos–and I wanted in. Fast forward 20 years, and I am a professor of performance art and a curator at Dixon Place and I could not resist the New Museum’s installation/performance Sext Me If You Can, an opportunity to sext with Karen Finley.
For $200 (paid online, in advance) I was given an appointment at the New Museum. I showed up late (Babysitter!) and was given a card with an order number and format, with a phone number written on the back. I was to text the number and wait for instructions. There was also a bright yellow handout of “Sexting Tips”, which I personally found hilarious, but also understood. “#5 Ease into it. Manwhore.com reminds men that you must ‘penetrate her mind before you penetrate her body.’” When I first started sexting I read online forums about how to do it, too.
But then, just as I was ready to start, I realized my phone battery was about to die, and having a bit experience with sexting, I knew I would need more juice. (Har.)
The curator, Travis Chamberlain, (who, full disclosure, I have met before, he’s a friend of a friend, but I don’t know him) kindly offered his phone.
“But I want to use my phone!” I whined.
He said, “You can delete them!”
So I took his as a back-up.
I received a coy text, “Meet me at the top of the stairs.” My “Sext Worker” led me downstairs and into a small private room with two guards outside the door. I later realized why- there were no locks on the door. I joked with guards that I would be thinking of them when I was inside. I mean, how uncomfortable for them to be sitting outside that room knowing what was going on in there? One of them smirked at me, but kindly. I think he felt sorry for me; that I would buy into this hoopla.
It was a small, white walled dressing room, with one chair and a mirror and a small sign with the shows title and another phone number. I was informed that I would have ten minutes in the room, and that if I went over they would “send someone”.
“How many sexts can I send?”
“As many as you can in ten minutes, and if you have trouble with reception, you can finish upstairs.”
I took my dress off and posed myself on the desk area in front of the mirror in my special underwear (earlier I had felt like I was getting ready for a date). I took some close up vagina and anus selfies, some kissy faces, some breast shots, as well as some artier ones of my strappy bra from behind, and of my arched back on the tabletop. The chair was in the background so, feeling naughty, I just kicked it over, knowing it would make a loud noise and the guards would wonder what I was doing in there. (#9 Set the scene for a good photo. Make sure you are the star by removing any distractions.)
Christen Clifford Self Shot
Sending them was rather antiseptic however. Texting them into the ether as participation in an art project, not to a human that I genuinely knew and wanted to arouse, was, well, a little desolate. With time it became a sensual experience. My partner was out of town so I starting imagining forwarding these texts to create a triangle between me and the artist and my love; I was intrigued by the erotic space between Finley and me, she was just across the room, I have admired her for so long, was I trying to seduce her?
I started adding text to my photos, “Missing you.” “Hi Karen, this is for you. I’m thinking of your mouth on me.” “This is making me hot –you are across the room.”
Christen Clifford iPhone Sext Screen Shot
I was the unrequited lover, of course, because Finley doesn’t sext back.
After I had texted “Done” to