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Caught at Ottawa Comic Con 2013 by cmbdphotography. [Source: cmbdphotography | Via Cosplay Québec]
Caught at Ottawa Comic Con 2013 by cmbdphotography. [Source: cmbdphotography | Via Cosplay Québec]
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The Dutch equivalent of "like molasses in January" is "als een slak op een teerton," or "like a snail on a tar-barrel." In As You Like It Shakespeare describes "...the whining schoolboy...Creeping like snail/Unwillingly to school." And o...
The Dutch equivalent of "like molasses in January" is "als een slak op een teerton," or "like a snail on a tar-barrel." In As You Like It Shakespeare describes "...the whining schoolboy...Creeping like snail/Unwillingly to school." And of course, with the advent of email the conventional posting of letters became known as "snail mail." All of which is to say that snails are slow, both proverbially and in fact. Thus the little creatures just aren't a natural fit with the hyperactive, quick-cut, short-attention-span idiom of contemporary pop culture. Yet it's shaping up to be a higher-profile-than-average year for gastropods. The animated fantasy Epic, opening this weekend, features a comic-relief snail and a slug. And slated for July is Turbo, another animated feature, this one about a snail with racing ambitions. Then there's this distressing development. Here are 13 other notable snails: 13. The Doorkeeper Snail in Pinocchio "Snails are never in a hurry," says this domestic of the Blue Fairy in Collodi's classic children's novel. She makes an exception in Pinocchio's case: it only takes her nine hours, while he waits outside in the rain and cold, to come down four flights and let him into the house. When he asks for something to eat, it's only a few more hours before she returns with a tray for him. Apparently she was too slow to make it into Disney's 1940 film version; however there's a charming statue of her in The Pinocchio Park (Parco di Pinocchio), a tourist attraction in Tuscany. Continue reading "The Thirteen Greatest Fictional Snails" >
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This LEGO model of an X-Wing starfighter was built using over 5 million bricks and is the largest LEGO model that has ever been built! The model of the classic Star Wars fighter being unveiled in Times Square has a wingspan of 44 feet an...
This LEGO model of an X-Wing starfighter was built using over 5 million bricks and is the largest LEGO model that has ever been built! The model of the classic Star Wars fighter being unveiled in Times Square has a wingspan of 44 feet and comes complete with R2-D2 and a full range of sound effects. It’s a super-duper-sized version ofStar Wars Lego starfighter set #9493 and was made with 5,335,200 Lego bricks. That, according to Lego, makes it the largest model ever built, eclipsing the Lego robot at the Mall of America by some 2 million bricks. This replica of the Rebel Alliance dogfighter is 42 times the size of the Lego version we’ve all built and a bit bigger than a real X-Wing. (Yes, yes, we know they’re not real. Just go with it.) The X-Wing Luke Skywalker and his fellow rebels flew was about 41 feet long, 2 feet shorter than this Lego masterpiece. The X-Wing was built at the Lego Model Shop at the company’s facility in Kladno, Czech Republic. It took 32 “master builders” (Note: This is a real job, and we’re preparing our resumés.) 17,336 man-hours to construct the X-Wing. [Via Neatorama | Wired]
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When I woke up this morning, I was largely ignorant of the work of American philosopher Judith Butler. I didn’t exactly lose a lot of sleep over this, but I wasn’t proud of it either, if only because I’m of a mind that ...
When I woke up this morning, I was largely ignorant of the work of American philosopher Judith Butler. I didn’t exactly lose a lot of sleep over this, but I wasn’t proud of it either, if only because I’m of a mind that one should never be proud of not knowing something. This morning, though, I was lucky enough to stumble on the infographic/educational cartoon that is Judith Butler Explained With Cats. Now, a half hour and most of a pot of french press later, I feel reasonably conversant regarding Dr. Butler’s work (I’m probably not). On a related note, I feel like way more things should be explained in the format of “Socratic dialogues with pictures of kittens,” because that is a pretty good way to get me to read them.  This most Internet-friendly breakdown of a modern philosophy comes to us from Hannah McCann‘s blog BinaryThis, which earlier this week posted the also excellent philosophical FAQ Foucault Explained With Hipsters, which originated as a handout for a gender studies course McCann taught. I’m blown away. If there had been handouts like this in my undergrad classes, there’s a chance I would have done some of the readings. OK, there’s probably not, but my excuses for not doing so would have been way worse, because what, I can’t read two pages of speech balloons? Whether you agree with the theories put forth in Gender Trouble or not is your business. But you should at least know enough about them to understand why you do or don’t agree with them, right? That seems pretty reasonable to me, anyway. And as someone with not enough hours in the day to learn all of the things I want to, anything that makes it easier for me understand a new thing earns a big thumbs up in my book. Personally, I’m really hoping McCann tries her hand at a primer on Derrida soon, because I’ve never really gotten Derrida, and I think cat pictures could help to amend that situation. If you’ve got five minutes and the yen to understand a philosopher you don’t — or if you’re already a fan of Butler’s work, but also an appreciator of pictures of cats, and who among us isn’t — this is very much worth your time this morning. Click the images to embiggen, naturally. (via BinaryThis) Relevant to your interests On Wikipedia, all roads lead back to the entry for Philosophy LOST characters and philosophers battle for Google Image Search supremacy Wherever you go on the Internet, gender studies is there — even Second Life
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By CRACKED Staff Published: May 24th, 2013
By CRACKED Staff Published: May 24th, 2013
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By David Christopher Bell Published: May 24th, 2013 A gun company named TrackingPoint recently figured that, since we now have smart cars and smartphones, why not sell a "smart rifle"? Since no one else was around to answer t...
By David Christopher Bell Published: May 24th, 2013 A gun company named TrackingPoint recently figured that, since we now have smart cars and smartphones, why not sell a "smart rifle"? Since no one else was around to answer that question, they actually went ahead and made the thing: Meet the TrackPoin
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By CRACKED Readers Published: May 24th, 2013 Whether genuinely great or laughably awful, Kickstarter has provided funding for many an aspiring inventors' dreams. With that in mind, we asked our readers to show us how this ide...
By CRACKED Readers Published: May 24th, 2013 Whether genuinely great or laughably awful, Kickstarter has provided funding for many an aspiring inventors' dreams. With that in mind, we asked our readers to show us how this idea would've impacted our ancestors' simple-minded life goals. The winne
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By Chris Sims Published: May 24th, 2013 For those of you who aren't familiar with it, Surviving Edged Weapons is a police training video that was originally shot in Wisconsin in 1988 with the goal of preparing officers of the...
By Chris Sims Published: May 24th, 2013 For those of you who aren't familiar with it, Surviving Edged Weapons is a police training video that was originally shot in Wisconsin in 1988 with the goal of preparing officers of the law for encounters with knives, machetes, meat cleavers, and oth
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