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At least it should be Tobey Maguire and Quai Laubeuf in this photo caption from Yahoo! Movies: Apparently the ability to spell — or even do a Google search — is not a requirement at Yahoo!.  Filed under: Misspellings Tagged: bad spelling, editing, incorrect spelling, misspelled celebrities, misspelling, proofreading, Quai Laubeuf, spelling, spelling error, spelling mistake, Tobey Maguire, Yahoo!, Yahoo! Movies

Q: Why are so many things going viral? Pictures of cute puppies or kittens or kids may be widely seen on YouTube, but “viral”? An ugly image, and it’s wildly overused. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest. And now you can move on to your next complainer. A: The verbal phrase “go viral” may be going viral these days, but we kind of like the imagery: the rapid spread of a YouTube video likened to a virus running amok. The noun “virus” has been around in one sense or another since the 1300s, according to the Oxford English Dictionary. It comes from a classical Latin term for a poisonous secretion, a malignant quality, and animal semen, among other things. When it entered English sometime before 1398, the OED says, the noun referred to either semen or pus, but it later came to mean any infectious substance in the body. It wasn’t until the early 20th century, though, that the term was used in its modern medical sense, which Oxford defines this way: “An infectious, often pathogenic agent or biological entity which is typically smaller than a bacterium, which is able to function only within the living cells of a host animal, plant, or microorganism, and which consists of a nucleic acid molecule (either DNA or RNA) surrounded by a protein coat, often with an outer lipid membrane.” In the 1970s, according to published references in the OED, the word “virus” took on its familiar figurative sense in computing: “A program or piece of code which when executed causes itself to be copied into other locations, and which is therefore capable of propagating itself within the memory of a computer or across a network, usually with deleterious results.” OED citations indicate that the adjective “viral” first showed up in the late 1940s and the verbal phrase “go viral” in the late 1980s. The adjective was used at first in the medical sense. A 1948 citation from a medical work, for example, refers to “viral agents.” By the late 1980s, the OED says, the adjective was being used in the marketing sense to describe the “rapid spread of information (esp. about a product or service) amongst customers by word of mouth, e-mail, etc.” A Sept. 31,1989, article in PC User, for example, describes the “viral marketing” of Macintosh computers. The OED’s earliest citation for “go viral,” the usage you’ve asked about, is from How to Get Stupid White Men Out of Office (2004), a collection of accounts by young people who influenced elections: “Their petition also went viral, gathering half a million signatures in a few weeks.” Check out our books about the English language

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So, I was expecting a list of all the categories of weird ballpark food when I read this on Yahoo! Sports‘ “Big League Stew”: Or maybe the writer meant he was going to precede all the categories with something as-yet unnamed. Or maybe the writer doesn’t know that forego means “to precede”; forgo means “to abstain from.” Filed under: Confused Words, forego/forgo Tagged: Big League Stew, Commonly confused words, forego, forgo, homophone, homophones, proofreading, Yahoo!, Yahoo! Sports

In "The Inca Connection: A Quechua Word Game", 5/18/2013, Piotr G?siorowski compares "a 200-word Swadesh list for Southern Quechua and the Tower of Babel 'Eurasiatic' etymologies", and finds 22 clear matches. He notes that "There are only twenty-two matches because I got bored too soon, but it’s an easy game", and concludes I think I have already demonstrated beyond reasonable doubt that the Quechua people are a lost Nostratic tribe. Note that the semantic matches are impeccable and the similarity of the words is quite obvious to any open-minded observer. Indeed, the matches are much better than many of those in the LWED. The quality of examples 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 9, in particular, is guaranteed by the fact that they represent statistically certified ultraconserved Eurasiatic vocabulary (Pagel et al. 2013). The famous items ‘mother’, ‘bark’, and ‘worm’ are among them. […] But there is more to Quechua than just its Eurasiatic affinities. It seems to be particularly close to Proto-Indo-European. Compare the Quechua numerals pichqa ‘5’ and suqta ‘6’ = PIE *penk?e, *swe?s, clearly a common Indo-Quechuan innovation not shared with any other Eurasiatic group. I can’t reveal too much at present, but mark my words: you’ll read about it in Nature one day – or Science, perhaps, or PNAS. Certainly the current reviewing standards at Nature, Science, and PNAS (at least for speech- and language-related papers) will allow and even encourage this future bombshell, if only Piotr can be persuaded to hold his nose and write the paper. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to integrate the Quechua data into the statistical analysis of Pagel et al. 2013. While you're at it, you could incorporate the Quechua/Sinitic correspondences revealed in Mark Rosenfelder's prescient 1996 work "Deriving Proto-World with tools you probably have at home". A quote from that source worth repeating: When I first posted this stuff to the Net, one gentleman wondered aloud (wondered anet?) if I might have proved that Chinese and Quechua are related. Some days it's not worth getting out of bed. Similar words with similar meanings do not prove that languages are related. They might point to a relationship– but they might also be due to borrowing ('gung ho' really is from Chinese); they might be due to universal processes like babytalk or onomatopoeia; and above all they may just be chance. This seems to be hard for some people to accept. Just look at ren and runa, or gaijin and goyim, they seem to think– how could that possibly be due to chance? These people should be treated with respect. They are the people who made Las Vegas what it is today. What are the chances of finding maliq'a-style pseudo-cognates? Well, empirically, based on my experiences finding the above Quechua/Chinese list, the answer is "One half." That is, with a little ingenuity, and given languages with reasonably compatible phonologies, you can find a 'cognate' between two unrelated languages about once out of every two words you try. [h/t to Ben Zimmer and Languagehat. See "Ultraconserved words? Really??", 5/8/2013, and "Scrabble tips for time travelers", 2/26/2009, for background.]

What was the writer for yahoo.com thinking? Putting a hyphen in Triple Crown (even when it’s used to modify a noun) is like hyphenating a name. You wouldn’t write “Tom-Hanks movie” or “Barack-Obama speech,” would you? Oh, I guess if you’re a Yahoo! staffer you probably would. Filed under: Hyphens, Punctuation Tagged: editing, hyphen, incorrect punctuation, proofreading, Punctuation, punctuation errors, punctuation mistakes, Yahoo!, Yahoo! front page

Luke Johnson, "Louie Gohmert Goes Off On Eric Holder At House Hearing", Huffington Post 5/16/2013: A visibly infuriated Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) tore into Attorney General Eric Holder after his time expired in a House Judiciary Committee hearing Wednesday.  […] "I cannot have a witness challenge my character," said Gohmert, as the chairman told him again that his time had expired. Gohmert continued talking as other members of the committee asked him to observe hearing rules and suspend. Gohmert asked again for a point of personal privilege and said that Holder was "wrong on the things that I asserted as fact." The other members of the committee disputed that his contention was a point of personal privilege. "The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus," said Gohmert, in a malapropism for the ages. Here's the audio from the crucial passage, beginning about 4:10 into the C-SPAN clip embedded in the HuffPo story: I can't make out anything (of the crucial phrase) except "…((cast)) aspersions on my asparagus". When I first heard this, I wondered whether it was some kind of down-home idiom. But I haven't been able to turn up any evidence for this view, so apparently it's just an unexpected Fay-Cutler malapropism for "cast aspersions on my character".

A quick (very self-serving) link fest. Here are the cognitive linguistics related book reviews I've written:1. Adam's Tongue: How Humans Made Language, How Language Made Humans. By Derek Bickerton. 2. Louder Than Words: The New Science of How the Mind Makes Meaning. By Benjamin K. Bergen. 3. Through the Language Glass: Why the World Looks Different in Other Languages. By Guy Deutscher.

It’s not the worst typo a writer can make, but it’s an easy one to spot if you’re writing about Ray Halbritter: Maybe the writer needs some assistance in the proofreading department: And editor who knows that either is singular and it’s is the contraction for it has would certainly help: But something is afoot at Yahoo! Sports‘ “Prep Rally”: There’s no proofreader or editor at hand. Filed under: Apostrophes, Confused Words, its/it's, Misspellings, Punctuation, Subject-Verb Agreement, Wrong words Tagged: afoot, apostrophe, bad grammar, bad spelling, Cameron Smith, Commonly confused words, editing, funny writing errors, funny writing mistakes, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, homophone, homophones, incorrect grammar, incorrect spelling, it's, misspelled celebrities, misspelling, Prep Rally, proofreading, Punctuation, punctuation errors, punctuation mistakes, Ray Halbritter, spelling, spelling error, spelling mistake, Subject-Verb Agreement, verb, wrong word, Yahoo!, Yahoo! Sports