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KINGS 4, SHARKS 3, MINDS BLOWN
Unsettled.
That's the best way to describe my state after the Los Angeles Kin...
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KINGS 4, SHARKS 3, MINDS BLOWN
Unsettled.
That's the best way to describe my state after the Los Angeles Kings shutout the San Jose Sharks in Game 1. Sure, I was over the moon because the Kings won, but I couldn't shake the feeling that I screwed up. "That's the game I should have gone to," I kept telling myself.
You see, I haven't been to a Kings-Sharks game since 2011, when this happened:
Second worst money I've ever spent.
And then this happened:
Worst money I've ever spent.
So, yeah.
I guess I'll just have to go on faith that the Kings won't blow a big lead and that the magic can continue. And maybe, just maybe, I can finally see the Kings beat the Sharks in person. Not to erase those haunting images from two years ago, but to have something even better to look back on from now on.
Fat chance, I know.
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PREGAME:
Fuck Stoll, fuck the LA Kings, and fuck the NHL for using a player's past to justify a suspension on a clean hit. Absolutely pathetic.
— Allie (@allieisincali) May 16, 2013
@isaacvillalobos well you had him and still got shut out so... :)
— LeftwingSD16 (@LeftwingSD16) May 16, 2013
OH SNAP!
Fuck yall niggas, how you gunna suspend my homie Raffi Torres for throwin a one blow KO.. #FuckLa #SJSharks
— Dee-Legit (@ThrowSumDEEonit) May 16, 2013
#FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA #FuckLA
— shark (@ssjsharks1) May 17, 2013
#SJSVSLAK #BeatLA #BeatTheKINGS#SJsharks #StanleyCupPlayoffs #sharksnation #gosharks #letsgosharks #FUCKLA #SHARKSTERRITORY
— Mulatto (@MixedNigga_) May 17, 2013
San Jose hella-loves their hashtags.
Kings as fuck vine.co/v/bEH2rODdwA6
— Tommy Senter (@senteryourself) May 17, 2013
Still not sure how anyone can hate Kings fans.
FIRST PERIOD:
me and mother agree jeff carter is "gay" also he is "queer". dot exclaims "shit" as the puck enters the goal. fuck the kings.
— mufasa (@atMUFASA) May 17, 2013
So this was an actual conversation that people had?
Fuckitty fuck fuck. LA scores on their first god damn SOG. 0-1 Kings. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!
— The Teal Ladies (@TheTealLadies) May 17, 2013
Ladies after my own heart.
Fuck the Kings! @sanjosesharks better fuck their shit up tonight & take a dump on Quick #GoSharks #BeatLA
— Chuck Franklin (@chuckles333) May 17, 2013
Chuckles loves him some hot carl action.
#ChompChomp.. Let's Go #Sharks..#fuckla
— Barrio?Art™ (@BarrioArt) May 17, 2013
Did you know that the chomp proves you're an authentic fan?
SECOND PERIOD:
Nobody's given a goddamn about the LA Kings since Gretzky. Fuck them.
— Eric Patetta (@EPatetta) May 17, 2013
I don't think Gretzky cares anymore, either,
Suck a fuck, Doughty.
— lindsay (@wolfsvalentine) May 17, 2013
I guess that's NorCal speak for "2-0 Kings."
Someone send me to Staples Center and I'll assassinate the fuck outta the Kings. And Cartman.
— Priti (@PritiH8Machine) May 17, 2013
I wonder if Sharks fans know that cartoons aren't real...
#FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA #FUCKLA