How sad La Perry must have felt. (Credit: AmericanVogue/YouTube screenshot by Chris Matyszczyk/CNET) As one who has been dumped by Skype, registered mail, Pinot poured on bald head, head-butt, intermediary, and sudden marriage to anoth...
How sad La Perry must have felt. (Credit: AmericanVogue/YouTube screenshot by Chris Matyszczyk/CNET) As one who has been dumped by Skype, registered mail, Pinot poured on bald head, head-butt, intermediary, and sudden marriage to another, I wondered what could possibly remain. Then I read Katy Perry's plaintive revelation that the very humorous star of "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," Russell Brand, had allegedly told her to forget their marriage by text. I had heard that this might be a method employed in middle school to end what wasn't meant to be. However, I wasn't aware that those designated as adults might also believe this was appropriate etiquette. I can rarely tell whether stars do things to set trends, or whether they're merely following suit on what they've heard from groupies. My natural instinct is that a texted sayonara must indicate a relationship that has become irretrievably sour. If you can only be bothered to spend seconds composing your good-bye, how much can it really mean? Statistics from the U.K., for example, suggest that 1 in 10 people have been rejected by text. They can't all be recently pubescent, can they? ... [Read more]Related Links: