Let me start by saying that Twitter is a great place, a wonderful social medium to share breaking news, photos, videos, GIFs and random thoughts. It’s also home to the parody account which, frankly, is the abyss of the internet, th...
Let me start by saying that Twitter is a great place, a wonderful social medium to share breaking news, photos, videos, GIFs and random thoughts. It’s also home to the parody account which, frankly, is the abyss of the internet, the black hole of comedy.
Last night LeBron James was stripped of his headband by Tim Duncan but continued to play. It was amusing in the “oh look, LeBron lost his headband and he’s got a shiny dome” sense. It wasn’t amusing enough to make a parody account. Hundreds of unfunny folks tried and failed miserably to provide humor to the masses. At last count there were 107. Most only have a handful of followers, others have grown into the thousands. None of them are funny. Not single one.
Here are just a few user names (complete list here).
Here are some comedic gems.
Bosh just put me on his head!!! LEBRON HELP ME!!
— Lebron's Headband (@Lebrons_HB) June 19, 2013
If he dont put me on in the next five seconds, I rooting for the spurs
— LeBron's Headband (@Headband_Lebron) June 19, 2013
That hoe better wear me for #game7
— Lebron's Headband (@HeadbandLebrons) June 19, 2013
WHO GON GIMME HEAD NEXT?!?! #lebronsheadband
— LeBrons headband (@BronzHeadband) June 19, 2013
smh I almost scored as many points as Ginobli last night and I can't even hold a basketball
— Lebron's Headband (@LebronzHeadband) June 19, 2013
DWade just tried to roll me up in some weed
— Lebrons Headband (@JamesHeadband) June 19, 2013
Somebody put out a amber alert for me, this shit stressful.
— Lebron's HeadBand (@LBJHEADBAND__) June 19, 2013
I HATE YOU ALL.