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Early on next season, don’t be surprised if Otto Porter is the best rookie in the league. This forward out of Georgetown will see his game should translate seamlessly, which should excite teams in the 2013 NBA Draft lottery. That … More »The post Otto Porter NBA Draft Scouting Report appeared first on EveryJoe.

The endlessly incendiary Final Fantasy XIV’s relaunch and PS3 port is still proving controversial, with some rather convincing complaints about its overpowering UI being too much even for PC gamers, let alone those on the PS3. The realm may be reborn, but the UI is attracting criticism for being stillborn – though the much praised graphics continue to be well received, the UI dumped on top of them has been dismissed as an unreadable mess: When relieved of its overbearing interface it is clearly quite pretty however – if just as unplayable, although the same can of course be said of most MMORPGs: The game has now been firmly dated for an August 27th launch, at least making it in before the PS4…

Need to know if that person you’re about to bump uglies with has herpes or some other STD? Want a high tech way to tell the other person that you’ve got creepy crawlies in your crotch? A new app allows two people to bump their phones together to share their STD status before they share bodily fluids. Romantic, no. But the makers of the app, MedXCom, hope to curb the spread of STDs among tech-savvy young people, particularly teens. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, almost 50 percent of high school students are sexually active. Each year, millions of those teens contract sexually transmitted diseases, such as HIV, herpes, and gonorrhea. Nearly half of all infections occur in people between the ages of 15 and 24. The app also encourages users to regularly visit their doctor for STD checks. Those who are disease-free can have their doctor post their status on the app. For those with STDs, the app lets you track your treatment, medications, and appointments. Via

You need to carry your phone around for more than one reason. First, you need to know if something’s up. Second, it’s suspicious if you ditch your phone every time you’re with a girl. So guys, there’s no way around … More »The post How to Baller Block Your Phone When Dating Multiple Girls appeared first on EveryJoe.

Rapper 50 Cent says he sprung for the horse and carriage that carried the casket of slain 14-year-old D’aja Robinson at her funeral Friday. The Queens native, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, posted on his Facebook page in memory of the teen shot to death as she sat on a city bus. “People always try and paint negative images about me I’m the most genuine down to earth person and I didn’t forget where I came from I came through for baby girl by providing a horse and carriage for her,” he wrote, along with a collage of pictures of D’aja and her funeral. “She was pretty, innocent and didnt deserve to die like that R.I.P D’Asia Robinson.” The white horse drawn carriage carried D’aja’s white casket from the Friday service, which drew 2,500 people including hundreds of teenagers. Police believe the girl was not the target of the shooting. A 16-year old was questioned in the case but released with no charges.

Although he wasn’t a hugely touted prospect coming out of high school, Ben McLemore made scouts drool during his freshman campaign at Kansas. His shooting stroke is picturesque and he is also legitimately a great athlete. He’s a lock to … More »The post Ben McLemore NBA Draft Scouting Report appeared first on EveryJoe.

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