This is mostly a reprint of a recent blogpost of mine, but since Part 1 received some positive feedback, I thought I'd include Part 2 here as well. Comment or Flame at your leisure.
This fanpost is a continuation of this fanpost. If ...
This is mostly a reprint of a recent blogpost of mine, but since Part 1 received some positive feedback, I thought I'd include Part 2 here as well. Comment or Flame at your leisure.
This fanpost is a continuation of this fanpost. If you’re not sure what the premise is, go back and read the opening paragraphs of Part 1. But in a nutshell, I’ve decided to assign every team in the NFL an instrument in the symphony orchestra. In Part 1, the NFC was assigned the woodwind and brass instrument families, and now it’s time to turn our attention to the AFC, who gets the percussion, keyboard and string instrument families. Most of the teams of the AFC grew out of the old American Football League, which was formed in 1960. These teams were added to the NFL during the merger in 1970. So, without any further delay, here are the Percussion, Keyboard and String instruments, continuing in score order.
AFC Teams – Percussion, Keyboards and Strings
Timpani – New England Patriots
The timpani was for a long time, the only percussion instrument in the orchestra and it was a founding member of the orchestra. They hold an elevated place among all other percussion instruments as they are one of the few “pitched” drums, able to play both high and low and loud and soft. A timpani roll may just be the most stereotypical symphonic sound that there is. Despite their founding member status from the Classical era, their role in the orchestra is merely rhythmic support, and until recently they were rarely featured. And so, it is fitting for the New England Patriots to be the Timpani. They were an early AFC team, originally the Boston Patriots formed in 1959 for the AFL. And until the Tom Brady era, hadn’t won a Super Bowl.
Glockenspiel – Denver Broncos
The glockenspiel is the fancy German name for a xylophone, although any serious percussionist will point out that a xylophone’s bars are made of wood, while the Glock (not the gun) is made of metal. This instrument entered the orchestral ranks in the early romantic era, and has a very distinctive sound. Despite having no German connections to speak of, the Denver Broncos are a great fit for this instrument. The Broncos entered football in 1959 along with the AFL, and have even won two Super Bowls, making them a fairly prominent team. Their distinction comes from being one of the few teams in the NFL to never move or change names since their founding, just as we're still using the old German name for this instrument today.
Snare Drum – Oakland Raiders
Another easily recognizable drum of the percussion family, the snare drum gets its name from the metal snares underneath the drum that give the snare its characteristic rattling sound. It entered the orchestra in the early Romantic era. Snares are common in lots of other types of music (rock, marching bands, etc), and a famous snare roll opens the Star Spangled Banner. While the Oakland Raiders are something of a laughing stock these days (haven’t made the playoffs since 2002), they were a well-respected franchise once upon time. They entered the AFL in 1960, and have even won three Super Bowls and a pre-merger Championship. When I think of snare drums, I immediately think of a trap set, and then rock music. And while this may be a stretch, Metallica is a huge fan of the Oakland Raiders, even having given some impromptu performances during tailgating. So, the connection of the Raiders and rock music makes this instrument assignment a good one.
Bass Drum – Buffalo Bills
The Bass Drum is the driver of many orchestral pieces, and it’s been said that the bass drum player of Sousa’s famous band was the highest paid member of the group. It’s the bass drum’s job to keep the tempo steady, but not once have they been given the spotlight. Like the snare, it entered the orchestra in the early