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THIS should’ve been the pic but I decided three nipples is still NSFW UPI – Police in Spain said they arrested a man accused of breaking into a fortune teller’s home to recover the $212,000 he paid for a love spell that...
THIS should’ve been the pic but I decided three nipples is still NSFW UPI – Police in Spain said they arrested a man accused of breaking into a fortune teller’s home to recover the $212,000 he paid for a love spell that didn’t work. Investigators said Jose Laparra, former manager of the Club Deportivo Castellon soccer team, paid the sum to a Magallon fortune teller in exchange for casting a spell to bring his former lover back to him, thinkSPAIN reported Monday. However, Laparra allegedly broke into the woman’s house when the spell didn’t work and demanded his money back. Police said Laparra suffered a panic attack during his arrest and was taken to Zaragoza’s Hospital Clinico. Laparra and four alleged accomplices are facing charges from the break-in. I’m gonna give Jose a pass here. Sure, he looks to be the the biggest sucker on Earth. Almost a quarter-mil to blow and this guy uses it in what might be the only way possible it WON’T get a broad to love him. A fortune teller? Had a way better shot with diamonds, a Roadster or some stainless steel cookware. But he’s in a much different set of circumstances than your average man. Jose was the manager of the Club Deportivo Castellon soccer team. In Spain. Regardless of what you think about Spanish soccer players, one thing is clear – they stockpile the pussy. They stack swimsuit models with side pieces like Miss Bum Bum. So obviously he lost his ex to a player, and obviously she ain’t coming back. Not without some voodoo black magic shit. Dude chucked a hail mary in the name of love and I’m not gonna hate him for it. Follow @610Barstool
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Have a nomination for a jaw-dropping listing that would make a mighty fine House of the Day? Get thee to the tipline and send us your suggestions. We'd love to see what you've got. Location: New York, N.Y. Price: $16,000,000 The Skinn...
Have a nomination for a jaw-dropping listing that would make a mighty fine House of the Day? Get thee to the tipline and send us your suggestions. We'd love to see what you've got. Location: New York, N.Y. Price: $16,000,000 The Skinny: The 2013 Kips Bay Decorator Show House, where 19 prominent designers have worked their magic on an Upper East Side townhouse, is open until June 4th, but the owners of the house have wasted little time in bringing it to market. Purchased in 2003 for $6.58M, the 13-room townhouse was listed yesterday for $16M. That's a hefty price, especially considering the house is located between Lexington and Third Avenues, but it pales in comparison to the sale price of the 2009 Show House, which sold to a Qatari sheik for $47M. This renovated five-story home boasts a spacious chef's kitchen, a double-height sun room, a full-floor master suite, and a library with terrace, all accessed by elevator. Despite the professional input, the interiors might be a bit too wild for most buyers, but nothing insurmountable for those who can afford a $16M townhouse. · The 2013 Kips Bay Decorator Show House [Sotheby's International Realty] · Here Now, Tour the 2013 Kips Bay Decorator Show House [Curbed National] · Sold Stuff [Curbed National]
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The Real Estalker is reporting that Sandy Olivia Newton-John has put her home in Tequesta, Fla., on the market for $6.2M. The actress, singer, and hotelier paid $4.1M for the four-bedroom house four years ago and spent another $2M on ren...
The Real Estalker is reporting that Sandy Olivia Newton-John has put her home in Tequesta, Fla., on the market for $6.2M. The actress, singer, and hotelier paid $4.1M for the four-bedroom house four years ago and spent another $2M on renovations, according to the brokerbabble. More details, over here. [The Real Estalker]
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Yesterday we told you about our favorite beaches and what you can expect there post-Sandy. Now it's time to think about how to get there. The subway, a bike, or the LIRR are all workable options, but if you're headed to the Rockaways, it...
Yesterday we told you about our favorite beaches and what you can expect there post-Sandy. Now it's time to think about how to get there. The subway, a bike, or the LIRR are all workable options, but if you're headed to the Rockaways, it's hard to beat the convenience of Rockabus, which is rebooting its operation on Saturday for the opening of NYC beach season. And this year the company has expanded service to include stops at Grand Army Plaza in Brooklyn and the Lower East Side. [ more › ]
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After the shocking murder of a gay man in Greenwich Village over the weekend, hundreds of people gathered to mourn his death and protest a recent spate of hate crimes. The aunt of victim Mark Carson attended and said, "The family would l...
After the shocking murder of a gay man in Greenwich Village over the weekend, hundreds of people gathered to mourn his death and protest a recent spate of hate crimes. The aunt of victim Mark Carson attended and said, "The family would like to have justice be served, so that Mark’s death is not in vain." [ more › ]
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Because high times are fun for all creatures, click today's mid-day links: Cat Bearding is a thing, lots of electric vehicles in the USA, ESPN layoffs, beer shampoo, and more! Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Fa...
Because high times are fun for all creatures, click today's mid-day links: Cat Bearding is a thing, lots of electric vehicles in the USA, ESPN layoffs, beer shampoo, and more! Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. [ more › ]
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The National's new album—Trouble Will Find Me—is finally here, and has started out in this world with a Best New Music stamp from Pitchfork. The album's coming out party will be spread throughout New York City today and tonig...
The National's new album—Trouble Will Find Me—is finally here, and has started out in this world with a Best New Music stamp from Pitchfork. The album's coming out party will be spread throughout New York City today and tonight, and the band has been Tweeting info on the intimate shows all morning. At noon they'll be at Sycamore in Ditmas Park, followed by Public Assembly in Williamsburg at 5 p.m., and Mercury Lounge tonight at 10 p.m. (tickets on sale at noon): [ more › ]
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The Post eagerly reported this morning that a 92-year-old man very nearly lost his life after helpless emergency workers became lost in a labyrinth of Citi Bike racks as they tried to rescue the ailing nonagenarian from the 20th floor of...
The Post eagerly reported this morning that a 92-year-old man very nearly lost his life after helpless emergency workers became lost in a labyrinth of Citi Bike racks as they tried to rescue the ailing nonagenarian from the 20th floor of his Greenwich Village co-op building. [ more › ]
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[Photo via Park Slope Patrick Stewart] When the third day of the second annual Brooklyn foodie shitshow The Great GoogaMooga was cancelled due to weather, potential festival-goers were bummed, food vendors were pissed, and pretty much e...
[Photo via Park Slope Patrick Stewart] When the third day of the second annual Brooklyn foodie shitshow The Great GoogaMooga was cancelled due to weather, potential festival-goers were bummed, food vendors were pissed, and pretty much everybody was cranky about all that wasted food. If there's any silver lining in this, it's that at least organizers Superfly—while failing for a second year in a row to throw an uncontroversial food festival—were at least able to get some of that food into the hands of deserved charities, including the Food Bank for New York City. Gothamist gets a rundown from City Harvest, which reportedly got 2,500 pounds of food out of the deal, but much, much more than that was wasted both during the chaos of the initial cancellation and because food banks are restricted in terms of what donations they can accept. And of course that will probably do little to allay the anger of food vendors, many of whom are, like Brindle Room, out well over $10,000, despite being told it was a "rain or shine" event. Unsurprisingly, many are beginning to question whether or not Superfly should try to bring the Not-So-Great GoogaMooga back for a third year. Grub Street, for one, argues that it's time for the Moog to give up the ghost, noting that, in addition to the food waste and two disastrous years in a row, the festival simply isn't bringing anything unique to the New York dining scene. Add this to increasingly vocal critics citing concerns about using a public park for a for-profit event, which only brings in $75,000 at most for the park, it might just not be worth it. Event co-founder Jonathan Meyers, meanwhile, tells Gothamist that they need to assess this year's event before deciding whether or not to return. If it doesn't return, there's a definite precedent for that for Superfly: Despite the promoters' success with Bonnaroo and other festivals, it ran Vegoose in Las Vegas for just three years. A big part of that decision will likely be affected by whether or not Superfly's GoogaMooga follow-up in Chicago encounters similar issues. Time will tell whether or not it returns, but for now everyone can do those vendors a solid by eating everything. Of note: Red Hook Lobster Pound's truck is in Midtown today with $12 lobster rolls, while a whole slew of places, like P.J. Clarke's, OTB, Fedora, and others, are selling oysters that went unsold on Sunday. Know of any other ongoing GoogaMooga-related deals? Send them to the tipline. · GoogaMooga Rainout Hangover: Wasted Food, Livid Vendors [Gothamist] · After Two Years of Problems, Is It Time for GoogaMooga to Give Up? [Grub Street] · All Coverage of The Great GoogaMooga [~ENY~]
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While the MTA continues to say that Wednesday service will be normal, some limited Metro-North and Amtrak service will resume today through the track in Connecticut damaged by Friday’s derailment/collision. With one of the two trac...
While the MTA continues to say that Wednesday service will be normal, some limited Metro-North and Amtrak service will resume today through the track in Connecticut damaged by Friday’s derailment/collision. With one of the two tracks now in service, the 3:07 p.m. from Grand Central will ride through to New Haven, and the 4:23 p.m. from New Haven will operate to Grand Central. The MTA plans to run half of the regular eastbound peak service this evening and hourly westbound service. “We recognize the critical importance of both Metro-North Railroad and Amtrak to the regional economy,” said Metro-North President Howard Permut. “Although reconstruction and testing of the second track will not be completed until late tonight, enough work has been completed to allow us to operate this limited service in advance of resuming our regular schedule on Wednesday.” Trains will pass through the area at just 30 miles per hour, and for seven miles around Bridgeport, Connecticut, trains will be single-tracked. Metro-North is warning its customers to expect delays. Amtrak, meanwhile, will run an Acela leaving Boston at 3:15 p.m. and an Acela departing New York at 4 p.m. Service along with the Northeast Corridor will run as scheduled after those two trains.
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