(NEWSER) – If you aspire to attend a party at Justin Bieber’s house, first you’ll have to score an invitation … and then you’ll have to sign a Liability Waiver and Release. TMZ got a copy of the fairly insane docu...
(NEWSER) – If you aspire to attend a party at Justin Bieber’s house, first you’ll have to score an invitation … and then you’ll have to sign a Liability Waiver and Release. TMZ got a copy of the fairly insane document, which says that if you tweet, blog, text message, or otherwise talk about the party in any way, shape, or form, you owe the Biebs $5 million. Not only can you not discuss the party; you’re also not allowed to discuss the other guests’ health or philosophical and/or spiritual views. Yep, it specifically says that. By signing the form, you also acknowledge that some of the party activities are “potentially hazardous and you should not participate unless you are medically able and properly trained,” because you risk “minor injuries to catastrophic injuries, including death.” (Oh, and you agree not to sue Bieber, should you be catastrophically injured during a crazy game of beer pong.) TMZ notes that other stars make partygoers sign similar waivers, but notes that Bieber’s is nonetheless “hilarious.”
This probably isn’t too unique. I’m sure plenty of celebrities do it. But seeing it written out that you owe Biebs 5 million bucks if you tweet about hanging out with him is fucking insane. I don’t know whether thats awesome or sucks. Its awesome that you’re such a fucking baller that you can pull this off. It absolutely sucks that you can’t live a normal life without people entering binding agreements to hang out with you. Sucks that if you wanna do some blow or smoke some weed or any sort of other extra curricular activity you gotta worry about someone posting it somewhere and basically ruin your entire career. Not that I’m one of these people that pity celebrities with hundreds of millions of dollars but I’m just saying its a fucking weird way to live your life. Thats why all these people go fucking bananas eventually.
I particularly love the part like ”party activities are potentially hazardous and you should not participate unless you are medically able and properly trained.” That’s basically Biebs people being like “we can handle pictures of you smoking a joint but if we end up with any dead hookers on our hands we are fucked. No drugs unless you know what you’re doing.”