It feels comforting to know that in a world in which so many things are changing for the better, some things will always remain the same: hot dog hookers will keep hot dog hooking, Chris Christie and Snooki will never be friends, and the...
It feels comforting to know that in a world in which so many things are changing for the better, some things will always remain the same: hot dog hookers will keep hot dog hooking, Chris Christie and Snooki will never be friends, and the club elite in the Hamptons will always find the douchiest ways imaginable to imbibe ridiculously expensive alcohol. Because everyone knows that the only thing cooler than a $25K bottle of champagne is a $25K bottle of champagne chilled during a 10,000-foot free-fall and served by a skydiver. [ more › ]