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Pair Is Accused Of Breaking Into NJ Auto Repair Business, Setting It On Fire

Two Bellmawr men broke into a township auto shop, set fire to it to cover-up their act and then dialed 9-1-1 to summon firefi... Similar stories ...

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I think conspiracy theorists are controlled electronically, and intellectually by the CIA. And by their logic, they can’t eve... Similar stories ...

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What would you change if you could re-live your life all over again?

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Meth Lab Explodes In Man's Pants

The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man's pants as he tried to run away from a stat... Similar stories ...

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Seeing-Eye Dog Fights Off Burglar, Calls Police To Save Owner

Philadelphia police responded to a home invasion early Monday morning after the blind victim's seeing-eye dog called them for... Similar stories ...

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The Polish army officially drafted a brown bear into service in WWII as a Private!

... Voytek was a Syrian brown bear, and he was a private in the Polish army during World War II. His official duty ... Similar stories ...

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Gold is so rare, there’s only enough mined gold in the world to fill two Olympic-sized swimming pools.

... Almost all the gold ever mined still exists today—the metal is just about indestructible. All 182,000 tons is onl... Similar stories ...

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Waking up to reality in Iceland--they don't matter here

HARFOLD, Vt. - Although Iceland experienced two years ago the worst economic crash of any country in peacetime, Harfold r... Similar stories ...

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Dick Clark Begins Preparations for New Year's Eve 2013

Undaunted by his recent death, Dick Clark officially began preparing for this coming December's "Rockin' New Year&#39... Similar stories ...

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There’s a painter who paints using only blood!Vincent Castiglia is an American painter born in Brooklyn, New York. He paints exclusively with human blood on paper. He’s internationally acclaimed for figurative paintings with metaphysical and nightm

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Jimi Hendrix had to learn to play guitar right-handed because his father believed playing left-handed was a sign of the Devil.

... Jimi Hendrix loved smashing his guitar to pieces after a searing finale, or lighting it on fire. He made it his tradema... Similar stories ...

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Pee-Wee Herman tried to team up with PURINA to make Kid Cereal!

... It sounds strange, but Pee-Wee Herman once teamed up with PURINA in an attempt to produce "Pee-Wee"Chow, a dog food theme... Similar stories ...

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High heels were Invented by Butchers! Why?

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The record for most T-shirts won at one time is 257.

... The record is held by Sanath Bandara, a marathon runner from Sri Lanka who was a victim of the 2008 Weliveriya bombing. I... Similar stories ...

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For Joseph Conrad, one of the greatest English novelists, English was his THIRD language

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HuffPost corrects report of rally at Shea Stadium

The Huffington Post corrects report that cited a demolished ballpark as the site of an upcoming rally: An earlier version of ... Similar stories ...

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The voice actor for Bugs Bunny once went into a coma, and would respond in character!

...Mel Blanc was the voice of nearly every major Warner’s Brother cartoon character including Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, an... Similar stories ...

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Somebody owes somebody else a Coke.

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PSA: 160,000 kids miss school every day to avoid being bullied. Here's how you can take a stand and make your voice heard.

... DoSomething.org and the film BULLY are teaming up to run the largest nationwide bullying census hosted exclusively by Fac... Similar stories ...

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News orgs repeat but don’t check reports of Egyptian necrophilia law

Did you hear that Egypt’s Parliament is working on a law that would allow husbands to have sex with their deceased wive... Similar stories ...

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The Guardian misattributes quote to FT reporter, mislabels him as gay

...: In an article about the numbers of gay members of the Conservative party, Evan Davis, the author, referred to remarks by... Similar stories ...

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8 must reads that detail how to verify content from Twitter, other social media

Over the past couple of years, I’ve been trying to collect every good piece of writing and advice about verifying socia... Similar stories ...

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... – Austin, Texas – After a long meeting in Texas, Mitt Romney finally persuades Governor Rick Perry to campaign for him. T... Similar stories ...

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... – Palm Beach, Florida – The NAACP recently uninvited republican Congressman Allen West, from speaking at their loca... Similar stories ...

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... – Palo Alto, California – In an unprecedented move to reduce the ongoing frequent hostility between members, Facebook wi... Similar stories ...

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Betty White Denies That She Flashed Ron Paul At A Political Fundraiser

LOS ANGELES - Betty White, at the age of 90, is one of the few people in America who is older than GOP presidential candi... Similar stories ...

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"Polite" Burglar Offers Trade With Homeowners After Burglary

A "polite" but absent-minded burglar got quite the surprise when he broke into a home early Tuesday morning only to find the ... Similar stories ...

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Shoplifting Incident Shocks Store Security

Innocent until proven guilty, right? Well not for a 31 year old lady from Pasco, Washington. In order to prove she was innoce... Similar stories ...

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Man Fled Accident Scene To Avoid Having An Accident

A 29-year-old Gainesville man told police he left the scene of an accident Tuesday because he was afraid he was going to have... Similar stories ...

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Movies, Doughnut Reported Stolen From Myrtle Beach Home

A 47-year-old Myrtle Beach woman told police someone broke into her apartment and stole Tyler Perry movies, a leather coat an... Similar stories ...

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Maori monarchs are buried in unmarked graves just like their subjects.

... In 2006, the Maori Queen’s death attracted a mass to mourners to her burial. Judging from the number of people who... Similar stories ...

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Feds Are Attempting to Kill General Motors

Washington,D.C.-In an effort to add another feather to President Obama's anti-terrorist cap, Federal officials ar... Similar stories ...

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Alaska is tied with Hawaii for lowest high temperature in the USA.

...You probably never thought Alaska and Hawaii would be tied for anything weather-related, let alone temperature. But it&rsq... Similar stories ...

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Sean "The Patriot" Hannity Tells It Like It Isn't

Fox News' most demented commentator has made his most outrageous attempt yet to discredit President Obama by claiming tha... Similar stories ...

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Smoking on Navy submarines was only banned last year!

...The US navy resolved last New Year to quit smoking. Previously, they could smoke inside of submarines which were deprived ... Similar stories ...

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Morphine was used from the late 1800s to the 1930s as a main ingredient in children’s medicine.

... Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup was marketed to mothers as the essential aid to child-rearing. This syrup wa... Similar stories ...

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Recently Dumped College Football BCS System to be Adopted for US Presidential Elections

Today the Bowl Championship System (better known as the BCS) announced that the "status quo" was no longer an option, meaning... Similar stories ...

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Arthur is the second longest-running US animated show

... With 15 seasons and 180 episodes under its belt, Arthur claims silver for the longest running animated series originatin... Similar stories ...

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Artist doesn’t like newspaper story, creates and publishes fake retractions in paper’s name

An artist didn’t like a newspaper’s story about him, so he created and published fake retractions in the paper&#8... Similar stories ...

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There’s an abandoned fake Disney Land in China!

...What was intended to be Asia’s largest theme park is now possibly the “Scariest Place on Earth.” In 1998... Similar stories ...

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‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ star calls out Daily Mail for ripping off her blog

Journalists aren’t the only people accusing the Daily Mail’s website of ripping off content with little or no cre... Similar stories ...

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Papers clarify: A different woman was smoking joint on our front pages

The Herald News and The Record of New Jersey both clarified that a different woman than the one quoted in a story was smoking... Similar stories ...

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Almost 12 million girls in Sub-Saharan Africa may never get the chance to enroll in school. Help us change that by learning more.

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Mouth full of weapons.

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Party For Facebook Friends Goes Awry

Philadelphia, PA-- Vicky Smegma's idea to have a party for her Facebook friends turned out to be a bad idea. The... Similar stories ...

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... – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that this latest scandal of Secret Service agents involved in prostitut... Similar stories ...

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Video Captures "Dumb Criminals" At Work, Police Say

Surveillance video shows the bumbling burglary attempt of a man who was later arrested in Ambridge on Sunday, police said. Similar stories ...

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How To Play Hide-and-Seek Against Thieves And Win

When it comes to hiding ones most precious valuables, you must be creative and think outside the box. Similar stories ...

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Unclothed Pillion Passenger Allowed To Ride On After She Gets 'No Helmet' Ticket

The pillion passenger's dangerous curves no doubt proved distracting for other drivers on the road, but cops clearly didn't w... Similar stories ...

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Woman Threatens To Blow Up Electric Company Due To $14 Bill

An Oklahoma City woman is facing a felony charge after being accused of threatening to blow up OG&E. Similar stories ...

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Des Moines Police Officer Allegedly Had Meth, Pot In Car

A Des Moines police officer had methamphetamine and marijuana in his patrol car Tuesday morning when he was involved in at le... Similar stories ...

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Cab Driver Refuses To Take Shoplifters

Police in Massachusetts said two suspected shoplifters were busted when a taxi cab driver refused to give them a ride home wi... Similar stories ...

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Fleas have killed more people than wars!

... Talk about pests. Fleas are parasitic, meaning they usually live on other creatures without killing them. In fact they ... Similar stories ...

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The origin of the phrase “Pipe Dream” was referring to ideas thought up while smoking opium.

... A pipe dream is something typically regarded as an unrealistic hope or fantasy. The phrase can be traced back to the dre... Similar stories ...

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Wayne and Brent Gretzky hold the NHL record for most combined points for two brothers. Wayne has 2857 and Brent has 4

...We all know Wayne Gretzky, but his little brother Brent Gretzky was also played hockey for the Tampa Bay Lightning. During... Similar stories ...

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A man mastered 68 languages and studied 120 more!

... Ever thought about taking up another language? German polygot Emil Krebs had 68 languages in speech and writing under ... Similar stories ...

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The death rate for rabies is over 99%.

... Presently, rabies cannot be cured. It can, however, be vaccinated beforehand. Once the symptoms of rabies appear, the on... Similar stories ...

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In The Two Towers, Aragorn ’s scream of grief at seeing burning Orcs is actually Viggo Mortensen breaking two toes.

...Remember that scene in Lord of the Rings where an angry Aragorn kicks a helmet across the landscape upon seeing a pile of ... Similar stories ...

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New Zealand has an Official Wizard

... Ian Brackenbury Channell gets paid to be New Zealand's wizard. In 1974, Channell moved to Christchurch, New Zealand, and... Similar stories ...

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Arizona Offers Immigrants Voluntary Incarceration

Arizona has extended a limited-time offer to all immigrants in the state to be voluntarily incarcerated for a 10-year... Similar stories ...

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Unjust desserts.

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Canadian newspaper, news sites pull column that incorrectly presumed winner of election

Monday evening was Election Night in the province of Alberta, Canada. In a scenario reminiscent of the 1948 U.S. presidential... Similar stories ...

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... – Washington, D.C. – In rare unity at Congress, democrats and republicans sign a petition that would ban Congresswoman Fr... Similar stories ...

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... – Atlanta, Georgia – Newt Gingrich’s campaign is now over $5 million in debt. The former Speaker of the House is now rais... Similar stories ...

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Due To The New Orleans Saints "BountyGate" and Now "MicrophoneGate" The NFL Ruling Commission Is Seriously Considering Banning The Saints From The NFL

NEW ORLEANS - Well it certainly appears that with the latest "Hidden Microphone" development the New Orleans Saints have ... Similar stories ...

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Woman Jumps Into Van During Police Chase

A robbery suspect led police on a chase through Los Angeles suburbs that included his apparent girlfriend climbing into his s... Similar stories ...

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Granny Gets In Shootout With Would-Be Robbers

Authorities in Georgia say a grandmother foiled a robbery attempt by two armed men by getting into a shootout with them, woun... Similar stories ...

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Don't Take Cash Found On I-94

Police are warning anyone who finds some cash along Interstate 94 in northern Indiana that picking it up could land them in j... Similar stories ...

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Alexander Graham Bell almost saved President Garfield’s life after he was shot. He couldn’t because of the bed Garfield was lying on!

... President James Garfield was shot on July 2, 1881 by a man named Charles J. Guiteau only four months into his term as t Similar stories ...

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Crying women are scientifically unsexy.

... Weeping releases a chemical that reduces sexual arousal in men. The chemical releases a signal that says they are not in... Similar stories ...

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There’s a disease that causes people to eat their own hands!

... It’s called Lesch-Nyhan syndrome, or LNS, and it has become famous for the particularly disturbing aspect of self... Similar stories ...

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James Cameron’s new space resources effort to also make films

HEINUS – LOS ANGELES Film director and adventurer James Cameron has announced a space resources company called Planeta... Similar stories ...

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Marvel created a superhero whose only power was being immortal.

... His name is Mr. Immortal and he is one of the more curious superheroes Marvel developed. First introduced in 1989, Mr. ... Similar stories ...

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There is a Russian animated film that has been in production for over 30 years.

... Called The Overcoat, the film has been the project of acclaimed Russian director and animator Yuriy Norshteyn since 1981... Similar stories ...