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Life through Blake’s eyes…

“Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon; the little dog laughed to see such sport,&... Similar stories ...

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Wacky Weekend Question – What physical quality about the opposite sex really turns you off?

COMMENTARY: For me, it’s excessive armpit hair. However, I don’t mind it if she’s from the German Women’s Olympic Track & Fie... Similar stories ...

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Republicans Change Symbol from Elephant to Really Old Bigot

Washington D.C. - In what many are calling a sign of the Republican Party's desperation, Republican National Committe... Similar stories ...

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A medieval castle is being built in Arkansas

...How is this possible, you might ask? The Ozark Medieval Fortress is a project that attempts to build an accurate castle fr... Similar stories ...

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Canada has lower gravity than other parts of the world!

... It was discovered in the 1960s that a northern region of Canada has a slightly lower level of gravity than the rest of th... Similar stories ...

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Penn Jillette patented a hot tub jet to arouse women!

...The famous magician came up with this unique hot tub idea after relaxing in one with Debbie Harry, lead singer of Blondie.... Similar stories ...

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A man spent 10 years to make his apartment look like a Star Trek spaceship. He just lost it due to his divorce

...Tony Alleyne is a huge Star Trek fanatic. He turned his old flat into a replica of the Starship Enterprise from the TV sho... Similar stories ...

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Woman Becomes First to Marry a Corporation

Local woman, Elizabeth Potter, will be the first person to actually marry a corporation. The Supreme Court ruled that corpor... Similar stories ...

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Having the royal family actually saves the Brits taxes in the UK!

... It costs 40 million pounds to maintain the royal family of Great Britain. In U.S. currency, that is a little over $62 mil... Similar stories ...

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TV or Piñata?

The other morning while my sister in law was in the shower, my 5 year-old nephew took a stick to the TV and beat it until it ... Similar stories ...

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Samsung's chairman was so unhappy with its products, he burn $50 million worth of products in front of their employees

...This was back in 1996., in Gumi, South Korea, home to one of Samsung’s biggest production plants. Back in the 90s Sa... Similar stories ...

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Reuters issues multiple corrections for much-criticized Rubio story

Reuters published a story on Thursday that looked at the “unlikely” vice presidential prospects of Florida Republ... Similar stories ...

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Demi Moore 'pulls a Clinton', swears blind she did not 'inhale'

Los Angeles - Concerned fans jammed the switchboard at her PR agency's offices today asking after hapless Demi... and... Similar stories ...

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A college student jumped onto a moving bus to stop a rogue driver

...In what sounds like a feat Batman would do, a college student is being called a hero for stopping a bus driver that had go... Similar stories ...

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Maru and all Scottish Fold are descended from one cat named Susie!

... Scottish Fold is a type of cat characterized by their distinctive ear fold. The very first Scottish Fold was a long-haire... Similar stories ...

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Dirt: proof you left the house.

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Paper regrets wishing deceased Etta James happy birthday

Tacoma, Wash., paper regrets wishing the deceased Etta James a happy birthday: “An item on Page A2 in Wednesday’s paper... Similar stories ...

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... – Mesa, Arizona – Arizona’s governor Jan Brewer, is seen in a heated discussion with President Obama over immigration. Br... Similar stories ...

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Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed

WASHINGTON, DC - A Congressional aide claims to know the "secret" which Nancy Pelosi (D-California) keeps threatening... Similar stories ...

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There’s a $10,000 reward to anyone who can find a female for Lonesome George the turtle!

...Lonesome George is the name of the last known tortoise of a certain species from the Galapagos Islands. He was found in 19... Similar stories ...

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$6 Sex Act Leads To Prostitution Charge

A Shelby woman faces a prostitution charge after police say she performed a sex act on a city street Tuesday. Similar stories ...

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Day Care Worker Accused Of Taping Child To The Floor

A 20-year old woman is facing a first degree criminal abuse charge for allegedly using duct tape to secure a child to the flo... Similar stories ...

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Bizarre Burglary

A home burglary in Laconia, New Hampshire, resulted in a weird family reunion of sorts. A wild black bear broke into a house ... Similar stories ...

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Woman Stole Soda Just For Can Deposit

Authorities say a Massachusetts woman bought $64 worth of soda using a stolen welfare benefits card, then immediately fed the... Similar stories ...

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Chef Introduces Beautiful and Bad Romance Tacos

Fort Worth, TX - A few years ago, people in Texas wouldn't be caught dead eating from a food trailer. Now though it&... Similar stories ...

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A Russian woman gave birth to 69 children!

...In the 1700s there was a woman who birthed 69 children. She completely holds the record for most children born to one woma... Similar stories ...

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Before the western slave trade began, white Europeans were taken as slaves into Africa

...Before the western slave trade began, North African pirates used to regularly kidnap Europeans and sell them into slavery ... Similar stories ...

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Goldman Sachs to Give Away $100 Trillion

NEW YORK, NY -- In a bold effort to win back their good reputation and stimulate the economy, infamous Wall Street gi... Similar stories ...

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Despite being a fan of his movies, Joseph Stalin ordered the assassination of John Wayne!

...John Wayne was heavily involved in politics. He was a socialist in college, but became a vocal conservative Republican qui... Similar stories ...

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I grew up among 80's hair bands, according to this illustrated guide to SF.

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Warren Buffett's Secretary Arrested For Panhandling

BILLINGSGATE POST - Debbie Bosanek, the token oppressed tax-payor who was not able to use capital gain treatment on h... Similar stories ...

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42″ Plasma TV Fixed by Preschooler

My husband and I tried to fix our plasma tv and we needed another part for it. It had sound but no picture. So it was unplug... Similar stories ...

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The University of Pennsylvania’s used to be “Loose women without morals!”

... From 1756 to 1898 the University’s motto read Sine Moribus Vanae. The motto comes from Horace’s III.24 that s... Similar stories ...

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Newt Gingrich campaign promise: colonize the Moon with Mitt Romney supporters

Newt Gingrich's latest campaign promise has NASA and Dems on tenterhooks: to colonize the Moon with Romney supporters, ve... Similar stories ...

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Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats

LOS ANGELES - Fearing that a firmer than usual enforcement of any existing thought to be already too rigid laws requiring... Similar stories ...

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Surgeons make fewer mistakes if they're video gamers

...Next time you're about to go under the knife, ask about your surgeon's Call of Duty skill! A study found that surgeons who... Similar stories ...

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Paul Dirac tried to turn down the Nobel Prize to avoid publicity!

...Dirac, who is credited for helping to develop quantum mechanics and creating the Dirac equation, was a very shy person. Ma... Similar stories ...

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Jake felt the 20 pack of toilet paper was too much. He made sure to throw the cat under the bus with him by saying she was t... Similar stories ...

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How CNN’s iReport verifies its citizen content

The protests that erupted in Nigeria earlier this month over skyrocketing fuel prices initially received only a small amount ... Similar stories ...

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... – Kabul, Afghanistan – Many citizens of Kabul state that they are really enjoying the first bowling alley that was recent... Similar stories ...

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... – New York City, New York – Security in the subway has been dramatically beefed up in the Big Apple, in order... Similar stories ...

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Boston Globe says story about CIA & Charles Taylor overstepped evidence

... “Editor’s note: A front-page story on Jan. 17 drew unsupported conclusions and significantly overstepped available ... Similar stories ...

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Baby Porcupine Irwin: First Interview and Wish List

He's a YouTube sensation -- the baby porcupine in Pennsylvania trying to eat from a coffee cup. But he's not... Similar stories ...

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Lawrence of Arabia led a unit of armored Rolls-Royces to win a battle in WWI

...Six squadrons of Rolls-Royces with 12 cars in each were formed in WWI. One going to France, another to Africa, and 2 other... Similar stories ...

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AZ Inmate Arrested For Refusing To Leave Lockup

Most people can't wait to leave jail, but one northern Arizona inmate has been charged with trespassing after refusing to lea... Similar stories ...

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Couple Accused Of Stealing 11 Pregnancy Tests

A Lufkin pair are in jail after police say they were caught trying to steal pregnancy tests from a CVS pharmacy. One of the s... Similar stories ...

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J.K. Rowling has edited the Harry Potter books to fix continuity and factual errors!

...Like many books, J.K. Rowling has gone back and revised certain errors in the first few editions. For example, Rowling has... Similar stories ...

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The temperature of water when washing hands does not kill bacteria, it is how vigorously you scrub and how you dry your hands.

...You should use warm water and soap to wash your hands. Rub your hands for 20 seconds away from the water stream and then d... Similar stories ...

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Obamicus Tries to Preserve His Crumbling Empire

Rome: Emperor Obamicus has ruled the empire for almost four years, carrying the scepter and the burden of empire on his shoul... Similar stories ...

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There was a sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! The author REFUSED to let a movie be made out of it.

...The sequel book was called Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, but unlike Charlie and the Chocolate Factory it never was... Similar stories ...

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The total actual play time in baseball and football is 11 minutes!

...Two different sportswriters have timed the length of actual playing time for a baseball game. Even though it isn’t d... Similar stories ...

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M.C. Hammer lost over $30m, went bankrupt and is now a pastor in California!

...He's better known for his mega hit "U Can't Touch This," which helped him earn more than $30m in the early 1990s. However,... Similar stories ...