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Abercrombie and Fitch was once sued because they fired minority employees! Abercrombie and Fitch has a very specific look. And smell. Honestly, you can smell the store halfway across the mall. They take their look very seriously. So se...
Abercrombie and Fitch was once sued because they fired minority employees! Abercrombie and Fitch has a very specific look. And smell. Honestly, you can smell the store halfway across the mall. They take their look very seriously. So seriously that they resort to discriminatory behavior. In June 2003, Abercrombie and Fitch was sued for violating Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 "by maintaing recruiting and hiring practices that excluded minorities and women and adopting a restrictive marketing image, and other policies, which limited minority and female employment." In April 2005, the U.S. District Court approved a $50 million settlement. It required Abercrombie and Fitch to provide monetary benefits to the plaintiffs. The settlement was called the Consent Decree and also required Abercrombie to implement programs to increase diversity in it's workforce and to prevent race and gender discrimination. (Source)
about 2 hours ago
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI declassifies and makes public their shocking report on Captain Kangaroo. The children’s television series which aired weekday mornings on CBS for nearly 30 years, made it the longest-runni...
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI declassifies and makes public their shocking report on Captain Kangaroo. The children’s television series which aired weekday mornings on CBS for nearly 30 years, made it the longest-running nationally broadcast children’s television program of its day. Their documents concluded that Mr. Green Jeans got his nickname, because he was one of the biggest marijuana distributors in the country. Bob Keeshan who played Captain Kangaroo acquired his nickname, because he would constantly hop from one airplane to the next flying all around America to finalize drug deals. And Dancing Bear a.k.a. “The Enforcer” got his title because he would mall to death anyone that tried to muscle in on their territory, and then he would happily and gleefully prance around their grave.
about 7 hours ago
NEW YORK – Which “Keeping up with the Kardashians” couple might be on the rocks always makes for good tabloid fodder but one couple is ready to say they’re over — and have been for a while. Kris and Bruce Jenner h...
NEW YORK – Which “Keeping up with the Kardashians” couple might be on the rocks always makes for good tabloid fodder but one couple is ready to say they’re over — and have been for a while. Kris and Bruce Jenner have confirmed they separated a year ago, after 22 years together. Bruce initiated the split over his allegations that Kris has major anger management issues. He alleges that every time they get into an argument, she’ll either throw away all of his make-up, or pour bleach on some of his sexy lingerie.
about 8 hours ago
RELAXING IN A LOUNGE WHILE ORBITING SATURN                 CELEBRATING WORLD SPACE WEEK
RELAXING IN A LOUNGE WHILE ORBITING SATURN                 CELEBRATING WORLD SPACE WEEK
about 8 hours ago
BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Cadillac on Monday night dropped its all new 2015 Escalade at a flashy event in NYC, where it reigns as king of the luxury SUVs. The fancy full-size truck is one of GM’s most profitable vehicles,...
BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Cadillac on Monday night dropped its all new 2015 Escalade at a flashy event in NYC, where it reigns as king of the luxury SUVs. The fancy full-size truck is one of GM’s most profitable vehicles, and a high visibility image make for its flagship brand, so it pulled out all the stops for this very important redesign. The current Chairman and CEO of General Motors Daniel Francis “Dan” Akerson stated one of the reasons why the Escalade is so popular, is because it culturally crosses over to the three “P’s”, which are politicians, pop stars, and pimps.
about 8 hours ago
An Iowa City man was arrested Sunday after he called the cops to say he got stiffed on a drug deal.
An Iowa City man was arrested Sunday after he called the cops to say he got stiffed on a drug deal.
about 14 hours ago
Now this is disgusting! Also check out what the license plate reads!
Now this is disgusting! Also check out what the license plate reads!
about 14 hours ago
A Lincoln man has been sentenced for stealing 36 bottles of Lucozade, eight cartons of milk and a carton of juice.
A Lincoln man has been sentenced for stealing 36 bottles of Lucozade, eight cartons of milk and a carton of juice.
about 14 hours ago
What began as a routine traffic stop turned into something more when police stopped what they said was a speeding bus early Sunday morning and found 22 underage drinkers.
What began as a routine traffic stop turned into something more when police stopped what they said was a speeding bus early Sunday morning and found 22 underage drinkers.
about 14 hours ago
Instagram could help you lose weight! A new study from Brigham Young University found that looking at pictures of food in places like Instagram or Pinterest can make eating less appealing. BYU researchers showed 232 people ph...
Instagram could help you lose weight! A new study from Brigham Young University found that looking at pictures of food in places like Instagram or Pinterest can make eating less appealing. BYU researchers showed 232 people photos of either sweet or salty food, and they were asked to rate the pictures. Then, people were fed salty peanuts and were asked to rate their enjoyment. People who had looked at photos of salty food found peanuts less satisfying than people who looked at sweet photos. The reason, researchers say, is because people get 'sensory boredom.' However, to reproduce this effect, you have to look at a lot of pictures. The test subjects looked at 60. (Source)
about 14 hours ago