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The inventor of Cruise Control was blind! Ralph Teetor was an American inventor from Indiana. He was the president of an automotive parts manufacturer The Perfect Circle Co. While the company manufactured piston rings, the man's greatest contribution to the car world is perhaps his invention of cruise control. He got inspired by his driving a car with his lawyer. The lawyer would slow up and speed up. The motion annoyed Teetor so much that he created a speed control device in 1945. The device wouldn't be commercially available until 1958. (Source)

The Wall Street Journal has just published a correction that’s a good reminder to always double check the measurements in recipes. A Bloody Mary recipe, which accompanied an Off Duty article in some editions on June 8 about the herb … Read more

WASILLA, Alaska - It appears that Sarah Palin's free helicopter hunting rides are riding off into the sunset like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans did in so many western films. Cunningham "Caribou" Carbinfeister owner of The Chicka Chicka Helicopter Comp...

You can buy GPS enabled shoes that work just like Dorothy's! If you've ever been envious of Dorothy's slippers, and how she could just click the heels three times and go home, you'll be happy to hear that someone has been actively working on that. Shoemaker Dominc Wilcox has created a new shoe with a GPS sensor that you can program with your home address. If you want to go home, you click the heels three times. LED lights in the front of the shoe will light up and tell you which way to walk! The shoes are still a work in progress, and so far only one pair has been made. Would you buy such strange shoes? Let us know in the comments! (Source)

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Immigration has just made a statement that is related to the recent NSA Phone Scandal. A spokesperson for the USDI Beulah Lucy Tiggyworth, 53, stated that The U.S. Border Patrol is reporting that...

Arny Schwarzenegger, 65, has decided to "Terminate" for the last time hoping the public will forgive him for his broom cupboard misdemeanours, the fact that he's an OAP and wears more make up than Marilyn Manson! His latest blockbusting "terminati...

A driver lost control of his Nissan Leaf after it was struck by lightning, and ran in to the front of a Seven-Eleven store in East Village. New York firemen were not aware of the extent of the damage until they investigated a basement area and locate...

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now encouraging their members to refrain from using the phrase “blind date”, because they have determined that it is insensitive to the visually impaired. From now on they want them to use the phrase, “people that are desperate for a relationship and are now willing to settle for anything dates”.

BREAKING NEWS – Enniskillen, Northern Ireland – An extremely awkward moment of silence takes place when President Obama met Russian President Vladimir Putin during the G-8 Summit. It happened after Putin told Obama that the way he is using the IRS to intimidate political enemies, would’ve made both Joseph Stalin and Karl Marx very proud.

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republicans continue their push to require a picture I.D. in order to vote as the law of the land. Several angry democrats responded by saying that if such laws are passed, it would unfairly deny people who are in the United States illegally an opportunity to participate in national and state elections.