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Commander Chris Hadfield, the web's favorite astronaut, returned to Earth last week after 146 days in space. While based at the International Space Station, Hadfield treated us to a number of breathtaking photos from his Twitter account....
Commander Chris Hadfield, the web's favorite astronaut, returned to Earth last week after 146 days in space. While based at the International Space Station, Hadfield treated us to a number of breathtaking photos from his Twitter account. SEE ALSO: More Sunday Comics In this Sunday Comic, our friends Nitrozac and Snaggy at The Joy of Tech imagine what kinds of photos Commander Hadfield might start tweeting, now that he's returned to the planet Comic illustration provided by The Joy of Tech. Published with permission; all rights reserved. Read more...More about Twitter, Comic, Comics, Space, and Humor
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Today it became known, via the Wall Street Journal, that the Yahoo board has approved the $1.1 billion offer for Tumblr, a microblogging service and social destination. It’s a good thing, too, as Tumblr is poor, and revenue-low. It...
Today it became known, via the Wall Street Journal, that the Yahoo board has approved the $1.1 billion offer for Tumblr, a microblogging service and social destination. It’s a good thing, too, as Tumblr is poor, and revenue-low. It’s even better for the firm as it cashes out all of its investors as a positive ROI, something that isn’t always the case with aqusitions. Frankly, the company wanted more. We all know that. But so long as the deal was all-cash, Yahoo’s hands were tied. Tumblr’s most recent round valued the firm at roughly $800 million, in 2011. Given the $1.1 billion price, its most recent investors will see a return of 37% for the period. They wanted more. Tumblr employees wanted more. Tubmlr management, I’m sure, want more. However: “An acquisition by some tech giant is likely in the cards for Tumblr, though, as sources say the company only has a few months of cash runway left.” They spent all the money. It’s gone. And: “Tumblr pulled in $13 million in 2012, but has accelerated its advertising offering in hopes of hitting $100 million in revenue this year. The money’s not coming in fast enough to support its expenses though.” In short: Tumblr is a very valuable property, given its reach, demographic, and momentum; however, as a financial entity, it’s a goat rodeo and a half. The company burned through $85 million in two years, and now has two options: raise a new round, or sell. Why not raise a few hundred million, you might ask. Well, as Foursquare recently learned, if your revenue ramp is all but flat, late into your life, after you have achieved the ‘scale’ you long chased in the youth of your company, valuing your enterprise is difficult; if growth doesn’t lead to revenue, is it worth a damn? Tumblr doesn’t have much top line, and it has a bucket of red ink below it. Yahoo is, now approved, willing to make everyone’s investment more than whole. It’s a gift. The kicker: why all cash. Yahoo’s short term investments and cash accounts tot to just over $3 billion. That isn’t much for a modern technology company, and it isn’t much if you are buying firms for north of $1 billion; if the deal had been a mix of stock and cash, it would have been a higher total figure. The Instagram deal appears to loom; after Facebook offered it $1 billion, the value of the stock component of the deal fell, leading to a final effective price of $715 million. Cash holds what stock might lose. Expect to see Tumblr join Yahoo tomorrow, unless hubris clouds its eyes. Update: Howard Lindzon has interesting commentary on the all-cash aspect of the deal: “$yhoo offered cash because cash is actually cheaper than stock today. She could now go raise $2 billion at 2 percent. Simple market math.” This is very interesting, provided that Yahoo is more willing to take on debt than potentially dilute its shareholders. Top Image Credit: Luz Bratcher
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10 Shock Bundle Licenses Giveaway from ThemeShock
10 Shock Bundle Licenses Giveaway from ThemeShock
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Microsoft's axing their points policy, what else should they rid of for the next #Xbox? Only two days to go:
Microsoft's axing their points policy, what else should they rid of for the next #Xbox? Only two days to go:
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Share Your Mobile Number Porting Experiences | MOBILITY via @Mister_Mobility
Share Your Mobile Number Porting Experiences | MOBILITY via @Mister_Mobility
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Heading in to the office to make sure everything is in order with @XboxRevealTent - Less than 50 hours to go
Heading in to the office to make sure everything is in order with @XboxRevealTent - Less than 50 hours to go
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The popular open source project GraphLab received a major boost early this week when a new company comprised of its founding developers, raised funding to develop analytic tools for graph data sets. GraphLab Inc. will continue to use the...
The popular open source project GraphLab received a major boost early this week when a new company comprised of its founding developers, raised funding to develop analytic tools for graph data sets. GraphLab Inc. will continue to use the open …
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Recap is live: Gran Turismo 6 coming to PS3, The Last of Us hands-on, Killzone: Mercenary landing early, more
Recap is live: Gran Turismo 6 coming to PS3, The Last of Us hands-on, Killzone: Mercenary landing early, more
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Iterations: How Tech Hedge Funds And Investment Banks Make Sense Of Apple’s Share Buybacks by @semil
Iterations: How Tech Hedge Funds And Investment Banks Make Sense Of Apple’s Share Buybacks by @semil
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Chris Hadfield had us riveted with his stream of updates from the International Space Station. We learned so much about life in space, not just from someone who had been there, but from someone while they were still there. We were a litt...
Chris Hadfield had us riveted with his stream of updates from the International Space Station. We learned so much about life in space, not just from someone who had been there, but from someone while they were still there. We were a little sad to see Hadfield leave the ISS earlier this month, but we’re glad he’s back safely, and that he’s still tweeting about every step of the readjustment process. While Hadfield was making his return trip home, he was unable to keep the world updated on his every move, so his son Evan took the reigns on his own Twitter account. When Commander Hadfield was back safe and sound on Earth he didn’t wait long to start tweeting again: Safely home – back on Earth, happily readapting to the heavy pull of gravity. Wonderful to smell and feel Spring. — Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) May 14, 2013 Getting back into the swing of things on Earth is probably a difficult process, but it’s nothing a good shower can’t fix: Forgot to mention: first long, hot shower since December. That felt so good! Step 1 of Return to Earth complete. — Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) May 14, 2013 Alright, maybe it takes a little more than a shower to get used to Earth’s gravity after a few months in space. Seems Hadfield was still a little wobbly: Return to Gravity, so many things. It is strange to talk and feel the weight of my lips and tongue! Dizzy too – would fail any sobriety test — Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) May 15, 2013 One of the worst things about social media is people who tweet pictures of their lunch, but considering Hadfield spent months eating space food, we’ll give him a pass for this one: It’s cliche, but this is my 1st meal back on Earth. The smell is like an old friend. twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/… — Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) May 15, 2013 Just because he’s back on Earth doesn’t mean he’s done with astronaut stuff: How does the body control blood pressure? Scarecrow on a tilt table to measure how. twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/… — Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) May 15, 2013 If you were worried that his stream of space photos would end now that Hadfield is back on Earth, there’s hope: I took a few thousand more photos in space than I was able to post. I’ll try to update from here on out with at least one per day. — Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) May 15, 2013 Now that he’s back on Earth, Hadfield is undergoing a series of tests to see how his body responded to his time in space: Wired head, chest, arms and feet, learning how the body works when it has been weightless for half a year. twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/… — Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) May 16, 2013 Like, a lot of tests: How I earned my breakfast this morning. Welcome back to Earth. twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/… — Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) May 17, 2013 Cool hat! This is your brain, on Earth. ESA neurological experiment measuring brainwave changes as I adapted to and from 0G. twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/… — Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) May 17, 2013 The songs he recorded in space were some of our favorite Hadfield moments. It’s nice to see he’s getting back into it here on Earth: Good Morning! Played some guitar last night with friends for the 1st time since landing, don’t have full breath yet, but so sweet to hear. — Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) May 19, 2013 Hadfield’s tweets are great, but so are the ones directed him. It’s interesting to see just what it is people want to know about Hadfield’s experience and the experience of his mustache: @cmdr_hadfield I’m very interested to learn the effects of space travel on a mustache — Matt (@monbud) May 16, 2013 At the time of this writing, Chris Hadfield is at 982,167 followers. That’s close enough to 1,000,000 that it bothers us. Let’s all rally to help Hadfield hit that arbitrary number, and if you’re not already following hi
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