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The best quotes from the eighth episode of season 3 of Game of Thrones.

Game of Thrones – Review: I Now Pronounce You Drunk and Sansa via Rickey.org Review of Game of Thrones – Season 3 Episode 8 – Second Sons: Game of Thrones is picking up the pace by adopting a more fleet approach to its storylines. In past weeks, we’ve gotten single check-ins with various storylines across Westeros, Beyond the Wall, and Across the Narrow Sea. Yet “Second Sons” gets a bit more in-depth, as we stop in for multiple scenes with Daenerys (Emilia Clarke), Sansa (Sophie Turner), Tyrion (Peter Dinklage), and even Melisandre (Carice Van Houten). Meanwhile, a significant chunk of this season’s narrative sits this one out (No Jon, Robb, Jaime, Brienne, Littlefinger, Varys, Theon or Bran this week). However, the narrative is improved by the omission, simply by virtue of the fact that the stories in question are allowed room to breathe. For instance, we really haven’t gotten much from Stannis (Stephen Dillane) this season, outside of a brief handful of scenes here and there in which we see how desperately he clings to Melisandre, despite the presence of a wife (Selyse) and daughter (Shireen) who carry a healthy respect and admiration for him (Selyse more than Shireen, it would seem). Here, we get to see the toll his defeat last season has taken, as he embraces Melisandre’s Lord of Light more fervently, resorting to magic to turn the tide of the war, even if the price of that magic is the blood of his own innocent kin. It’s powerful stuff, and is merely one facet of a larger narrative about the cost of power in war. By any measure, “Second Sons” is well-paced television that takes a broad story and boils it down to compelling specifics. Credit: HBO The North: After having been captured last week by The Hound (Rory McCann) while fleeing from the Brotherhood Without Banners, Arya (Maisie Williams) has naturally assumed that he’s taking her back to King’s Landing. To avoid this fate, she attempts to murder The Hound in his sleep with a rock the size of her own head. However, he awakes just before the potentially fatal blow. He invites her to take her best shot, but warns her that she’d better succeed in killing him, or he’ll cut off both her hands the moment he’s recovered. Arya opts not to take the risk, a choice that proves to be wise on her part, in the sense that The Hound actually wants to take her where she wants to go. He reveals to Arya that they’re headed for The Twins, stronghold of House Frey, where Robb (Richard Madden) and the rest of her family are gathered for the wedding of her uncle Edmure (Tobias Menzies) to one of the Frey girls. The Hound rationalizes that the Starks will pay a veritable king’s ransom for Arya, which is worth far more to him than the indignity of attempting to win back his old position under King Joffrey (Jack Gleeson). Arya is ambivalent about The Hound, recognizing that he’s a means to an end, but hating him nonetheless (though The Hound recalls having rescues Sansa from rape in King’s Landing last season, as a means of explaining that there are people far worse than himself in this world. Yet Arya remains disbelieving). And so the Travelogue of Thrones continues. Credit: HBO Meanwhile, Melisandre has brought Gendry (Joe Dempsie) back to Dragonstone to sacrifice him to the Lord of Light, so that Stannis might finally be rid of the usurpers to his rightful place on the throne. To this end, Melisandre decides to wine and dine Gendry, to let him get a taste of the kingly life. Her rationale is that fear “poisons the meat,” so to speak, and so she wants Gendry to feel comfortable, so that he doesn’t “see the knife coming.” Of course, Melisandre takes it a step further by actually seducing the guy, giving him a little thrill before tying him to the bedpost and subjecting him to leeches. The entire scene is among the best of the episode, for

I’m sorry, Ted, but every time we get a car, this place turns into a whorehouse. Before we leap into a discussion of What It All Means, let’s pause to marvel at the weird. Mad Men Episode 6.08 was some seriously weird shit. We’ve heard Matt Weiner say that Mad Men doesn’t have a genre, [...]

“We do not choose our destiny, but we must do our duty, no? Great or small, we must do our duty,” says Stannis and indeed everyone has a lot of unpleasant duties to uphold on this week’s episode of Game of Thrones titled, “Second Sons.” Some reluctantly carry through their duties and some just abdicate. [...]Game of Thrones 3.08 "Second Sons" Review: Duty Bound

As you may recall, Cole Valley residents were part relieved, part enraged when the cult-followed Bacon Bacon restaurant was forced to shut down Friday after complaints about its potent smell.Turns out it isn't just fanatic locals who care. The news made it all the way to SNL, with Amy Poehler making a crack about pork and police during her surprise "Weekend Update" appearance. Watch the clip above, and learn more about Bacon Bacon's plight here.

Roger is plagued by a recurring dream and Joan goes to the beach in Mad Men season 6 episode 9 “The Better Half” airing next week on AMC.

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The Billboard Music Awards were a thing of beauty this evening. We had Nicki Minaj lap dances, Prince and Miguel going absolutely ape sh*t during his performance. The “Adorn” singer came out to the stage like a ball of fire and was obviously “turnt up” as the kids say. But adrenaline is a tricky temptress as it made Miguel so hype that he jumped across the stage but not nearly enough to clear the landing without smashing these poor fans’ heads. We haven’t been able to confirm whether or not Miguel’s going to start singing “I Am A Real American” at his shows from now on. But he should. But here’s what you want to see. In Vine form. And in GIF form. But have no fear, the young lady is okay. …Or maybe not. Maybe her name is actually “Katie” but concussions are a beast. The post Watch Miguel Channel Hulk Hogan And Leg Drop Two Unsuspecting Fans At The Billboard Awards appeared first on UPROXX.

VIRGINIA MAYOAS SEEN IN:'Remington Steele'"Cast In Steele"SYNOPSIS:The Remington Steele Agency was hired by three celebrities from Hollywood's Golden Age to find out who was sending them threatening letters. Virginia Mayo was one of the clients while the other two were Lloyd Nolan and Dorothy Lamour.From Wikipedia:Virginia Mayo (November 30, 1920 – January 17, 2005) was an American film actress.Born Virginia Clara Jones, she began her career in vaudeville. She progressed to films and during the 1940s established herself as a supporting player in such films as "The Best Years of Our Lives" (1946) and "White Heat" (1949).BCnU!