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May 23, 2013 What am I paying taxes for if not to get my local streets fixed and properly repaired? If I lived in England I would be very upset. This is an egregious breach of the public trust. This could be bad- very bad. ANYTHING could come through that portal- Roman Centurions, anal-probing aliens from Betelgeuse, even an other-dimensional Kanye West where he is pregnant with Kim Kardashian’s baby. Frankly, I can’t have that. And the snake? Is no one else concerned that it could be Jörmungandr, the Midgard Serpent of Norse mythology whose final battle with Thor will be fought at Ragnarök? This could be end, ladies and gentlemen. You may be reading the last installment of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride and, indeed, everything else as well. So I say goodbye, internet public. Goodbye world. So long to all that I have known. This vortex is going to be the end of us all. And the local Brighton officials will have no one else to blame when the pregnant Kanye West comes after them. Filed under: Culture, health, humor, Life, news, politics, science, superstition, Technology, Travel Tagged: aliens, bmj2k, Brighton, Doctor Who, England, fix my street, Jormungandr, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Midgard, Mr. Blog, Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride, Mr. BTR, mythology, Raganrok, star trek, Thor, time travel, TNT Magazine, UK, vortex, wormhole

KATEE SACKHOFFAS SEEN IN:'The Big Bang Theory'"The Vengeance Formulation"TV STATUS:Dream FigureSYNOPSIS:When Howard Wolowitz was having relationship problems with Bernadette Rostenkowski, he sought advice from his fantasy figure, the star of 'Battlestar Galactica'.O'BSERVATION:In this case, 'Battlestar Galactica' is a fictionalized TV show within the main Toobworld. It was created by the "UNReel" group to keep people from discovering that the Galacticans had actually arrived in the Sol system back in 1980.From Wikipedia:Kathryn Ann "Katee" Sackhoff (born April 8, 1980) is an American actress known mainly for playing Captain Kara "Starbuck" Thrace on the Sci Fi Channel's television program 'Battlestar Galactica'. In 2004, she was nominated for the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress on Television for her work in the 'Battlestar Galactica' mini-series. In May 2006, she won the Saturn Award for the same role. She has also starred in the horror-thriller "White Noise: The Light" and the eighth season of '24' as Dana Walsh. She currently costars in the A&E series 'Longmire' as Deputy Sheriff Vic Moretti.BCnU!

HitFix's Liane Bonin Starr recaps the season finale of "Nashville," in which Juliette grapples with her mom's death, Deacon loses it, and Rayna will be lucky to make it through her latest problem. http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/starr-raving

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"Fast & the Furious 6" is widely expected to dominate the Memorial Day box office and potentially become the highest grossing film in the lucrative franchise's history. For a franchise keep growing as it enters its second decade and sixth installment is nearly unheard of in Hollywood, where sequels tend to burn hot and fast, dying out quickly. Yet Universal Studios has adroitly managed the car racing series by tapping into international markets, catering to under-appreciated moviegoing audiences and recognizing the power of Diesel fuel -- Vin Diesel that is. Related Articles: How an Extreme Movie Makeover Saved 'Fast & Furious' From Going Direct to DVD 'Fast & Furious 6' Review: Bypasses Logic and Drives Straight to the Pleasure Center read more

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