We know by now that the Craigslist Missed Connections section is a place for the good, the bad, and the ugly. But every once in a while, a memorable post comes along that truly stands out, and we can't help but share it with everyone we ...
We know by now that the Craigslist Missed Connections section is a place for the good, the bad, and the ugly. But every once in a while, a memorable post comes along that truly stands out, and we can't help but share it with everyone we know. Here, we bring you the best of Missed Connections in all its glory that will make you cringe and even cry.
Hands down, this one gets the award for the bizarre Missed Connection ever written. What at first sounds like someone looking for her brother gets really (really) weird.
I want to waffle your wolf -w4m -20 (Williamsburg)
"Hi I am trying to find the man who works at Waffle and Wolf in Williamsburg. I am trying to find the man who works at Waffle and Wolf because you look so similar to my father. I lost my father in a drunk driving accident was I was 12 years old. But he had darkish reddish hair, wore glasses like you, and was thin. He was my best friend.
I am writing to you because i know that he had a lover in New York. Before he died, he worked for the NY Times and would visit her. I only know this because I found his travel receipts before he passed on and I threw them away so my mother wouldn't find them. It's too much of a longshot that we are siblings, but you look like him, which brings me to this . . .
My number one fetish is incest-fantasy. I don't want to have sex with my family, but I like role-playing this fantasy. My boyfriend is not ok with it. I'm not 100% comfortable with it either, and I dont know why it gets me off like it does. I don't want to have sex with you, but I want to meet you and maybe have a non-sexual encounter where you speak to me as my father and we can resolve my grief. If you are up for a sexual encounter, we can try that out too."
This winner blew up Reddit for being equal parts hilarious and disgusting.
Drunk naked girl on my lawn last night. -m4w -28
"There I was, just yesterday, I can remember it so clearly. I woke up around 2 AM to take a nice fat leak when I noticed your squeeky giggle outside of my window. I looked out my window half naked as an odd mix of shock, disgust, pity, and blush washed over me.
Not only were you a stunning redhead just a little shorter than me with, what looked like, a curtain and drapery matching combo, but you were also taking a dump and piss on my lawn at the same time. For that I have to give you props, I don't think I've ever achieved that level of toilet mastery.
I immediately came out to see if you were alright or needed a ride home, seeing as this town isn't exactly well suited for, what I'm guessing to be, an 18-21 drunk girl at 2 in the morning, but me coming out in a bathrobe and asking apparently scared you because you started running with a turd still sticking out of your *ss and dove headfirst into my car, leaving a dent in it.
I told you to hold on as I was gonna shut off the car alarm and get you an ice pack but I'm not sure if you heard. What I am sure of though is that you sat on the trunk of my car smearing sh*t all over it, took off your shoes, left your half full Smirnoff bottle and ran like hell.
Normally I wouldn't let a girl sh*t all over my things and put a dent in my car until we've gotten on a first name basis but for you I think we could work it out. You know where I live."
We're giving this one major points for the Shakespearean attempt at recovery.
I grabbed your boobs on Sunset -m4w (SFV)
"Saturday night, I was out with my buddies walking around on Sunset. As we neared each other, none of us made eye contact. It’s as though we were trying not to look at each other. I wasn’t looking where I was going either, and tripped on a crack in the pavement and tripped, falling forward, right as you were passing by. My arms flailed about and tried to grab the nearest sturdy thing to steady myself. That nearest thing ended up being your rack. Unfortunately, your breasts weren’t steady nor sturdy enough, so I kept falling. Along the way, your shirt and bra were torn off in the