WWE NXT
May 16, 2013
LIVE! From Full Sail University
by Emerson “I can't believe they fired Derrick Bateman” Witner
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WWE NXT
May 16, 2013
LIVE! From Full Sail University
by Emerson “I can't believe they fired Derrick Bateman” Witner
Any questions, comments concerns or emotional outbursts? Contact me:
e-mail: ewitner@yahoo.com
Facebook: www.Facebook.com/Krazy.E.Man
Twitter: @TheReallyRealEW
Here's what you need to know about NXT:
-They have a champion, it's Big E. Langston, who defeated Seth Rollins for the title on January 10. The show was taped after The Shield debuted at Survivor Series, but before Big debuted on Raw. Big originally refused to go to Raw when Vickie Guerrero offered him a spot, but did go to Raw once AJ lost power. Go figure.
-They also have Tag Team Champions, The Wyatt Family (Erick Rowan and Luke Harper, managed by Bray Wyatt). They captured the titles on May 9, defeating Bo Dallas and Adrian Neville
-Dusty Rhodes is the Authority Figure, but his job title seems to change from week to week.
-The insanely popular Paige, Emma and the love of my life, Sasha Banks were the only three NXT Diva's until February 7 when ring announcer Summer Rae (not Summer Rain) attacked Paige.
-Rae, now referred to as the First Lady of NXT, shelved Paige with a debilitating shoulder injury. Paige recovered and is now trying to whoop Rae like a red-headed step child. Rae, instead of fighting, is too busy Fandango-ing
-The Shield still make random appearances on the show, causing chaos.
And that's everything you need to know about NXT. (Now we know!) (And knowing is half the battle) (G.I. Joe!)
-Before I begin, last week Briley Pierce and Sakamoto vowed revenge on Conor O'Brien for attacking them during their match. I will bet you five dollars they do not get their revenge.
-We have a new female ring announcer and Jesus Christ she is horrible. Speaking of horrible, Tom Phillips is at the announce table (he's not too bad) and joined this week by the Assistant to the Raw Managing Supervisor/Assistant Raw Managing Supervisor Brad Maddox.
1.) Summer Rae pinned Natalya in 6:16. This was set up last week when Summer interrupted Natalya who was cutting a promo for some reason. Perhaps she was talking about how sexy The Great Khali is. While I do not agree with her choice in lovers, Natalya is a hell of a worker and was able to carry Fandango's #2 girl to a good match. Summer called a time out. Despite heels doing this for 25 years and referees pointing out that there are no time outs in wrestling, Black Ref allowed the time out. Summer kicked Natalya right in the head as we actually went to a commercial during a Diva's match. We come back from commercial as Rae drops all 84 pounds of her down onto the arm of Nattie. Despite her hated rival being on the offense most of the match, Paige didn't bother coming to the ring until Natalya had the upper hand. She scooted down, Nattie ran into her and Summer won with a roll up.
-Backstage Renee Young interviewed Sami Zayn, who will debut next week. Sami is, of course, El Generico without the mask. Next week he will face Curt Hawkins. Sami pointed out that Renee was hot and said he isn't nervous about facing a former WWE Tag Team Champion since he has an “International reputation”.
-Bray Wyatt came out with his Family. Bray was wearing Undertaker's old Phantom of the Opera mask for some reason. He says this is the face of a monster. Great he is Kane from 2003 now.
2.) Bray Wyatt (w/The Family) defeated Danny Burch in 2:03. Typical Matt Morgan big man squash match. Sorry, was watching Matt Morgan do an online interview talking about how people on the internet are idiots.
-Backstage Bo Dallas walked up to Adrian Neville. Adrian said he wasn't happy and neither was Oliver. Bo cut him off and started his heel turn. Bo pointed out that he was talking to John Cena, WWE Superstar, winner of the 2013 Royal Rumble and Neville had to point out that he knew who the hell John Cena is.
Anyway, in two weeks there will be an NXT Battle Royal and the winner will be t